Episode 532: The Return of Juvenile Court

Episode notes

It’s time to clear the docket and this week we are bringing back JUVENILE COURT! Disputes (mostly) from kids! Book care, door locks, pet hedgehogs, pet dogs, disc golf and more!

Here’s the animation that Cecily made about “Chicken,” her dream hedgehog:

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Photos from RETURN TO JUVENILE COURT

A white poodle looking dog with a monkey stuffie wrapped around its head

Adele as a monkey

A dark brown, small, fluffy dog in a bear costume

Farmer as a bear

A black tee shirt with a detailed illustration of an epic disc golf shot

The "James Conrad Shot Heard ‘Round The Worlds Tee" that features a tiny Tyler waving a flag in the top right corner

The "James Conrad Shot Heard ‘Round The Worlds Tee" shirt model Bailiff Jesse mentioned

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John Hodgman

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Jesse Thorn

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Jennifer Marmor

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Valerie Moffat

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Have your real-life disputes settled in Fake Internet Court! Despite no legal background, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are the arbiters of justice that you need. No case is too big or too small. They judge them all!

Is a hot dog a sandwich? When does a collection become a hoard? Is it ever ok to flush soup down a toilet? Only one can decide! Submit your dispute at maximumfun.org/jjho!

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Episode 532: The Return of Juvenile Court

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Episode 532