Transcript
music
“Oh No, Ross and Carrie! Theme Song” by Brian Keith Dalton. A jaunty, upbeat instrumental.
ross blocher
Hello, and welcome to Oh No, Ross and Carrie!, the show where we don’t just report on fringe science, spirituality, and claims of the paranormal, but take part ourselves.
carrie poppy
Yup, when they make the claims, we show up so you don’t have to. I’m Carrie Poppy.
ross
And I’m Ross Blocher, and we’re talking about our feet again.
carrie
We’re “toxin” (talking) about our feet.
ross
Oh ho!
carrie
Woah, okay, I’m already ready to go!
ross
“Toxin” about our feet. Carrie’s on. Carrie’s ready. Yeah, what is this foot obsession we’ve developed lately?
carrie
That’s our thing. It’s always been our thing. That’s not true.
ross
Last week we talked about detox foot baths, ionic foot baths, and we’re back this time to talk about detox foot pads.
carrie
Woah.
ross
A similar, related concept at least, if different product; and the idea is that there are these pads that you can stick to the bottom of your feet, they have adhesives—
carrie
And they draw out the toxins out of your feet.
ross
Yeah, you’ve got all these bad things in your feet, these toxins, and I suppose if you were to ask someone, “What do you mean by toxins?” Well, they’d bluster, but you’d also hear about—
carrie
Heavy metals.
ross
Yeah. Maybe air pollutants. Food pollutants. GMOs.
carrie
GMOs. Vaccines maybe. [Carrie responds emphatically as Ross speaks.]
ross
Ohh, yeah! So all these things supposedly, you know—chemicals! There we go—in our environment that we need to avoid, all these things are in our body. So, they be pulled out of your feet while you sleep, usually, seems to be the idea. This takes a while. They want to leave them on your feet for a few hours.
carrie
Yeah. And you might be thinking, “Why my feet in particular?” Well, that’s because when you stand up, all the blood circulates and pools to the bottom of your feet, it’s where the, you know— I’m getting this from the website, I’m not sure if it’s true; but gravity, man. All the blood goes to your feet at some point!
ross
There also seems to be a refrain linking these to reflexology—
carrie
Oh, like acupressure points.
ross
Yeah, that this ties into ancient Asian medical secrets, knowing the points in the feet that correspond to other parts of the body and help cure them. At least, for a couple of these products that we ended up looking at, they would make references to that; though I’m not sure exactly how that body mapping that reflexology references—and we have done an episode on reflexology in the past, you might want to check that out—I’m not sure how that’s supposed to be related to just purely leeching toxins out of the feet.
carrie
Yeah, especially because, at least the ones I had, didn’t say to put it on a particular part of my foot.
ross
True, same with mine. Yeah, I think they were just vaguely trying to call the imprimatur of the ancient Chinese medicine, or the ancient Asian medicine. So we bought some of these foot detox pads, and I went on kind of a wild online buying spree on Amazon. If you do a search for foot detox pads, you find a lot of products.
carrie
Yeah? You bought these, so tell me what you found.
ross
Now, the name that I had associated with this whole product class was Kinoki foot pads, and I think that’s the best known one. The IIG had done an investigation of them in the past, so that was kind of in my head. They had infomercials back in the day. So, it had kind of become the Kleenex of foot pads.
carrie
Wow. Man, I don’t feel like I ever heard about Kinoki foot pads.
ross
Oh, interesting. So I’m not sure how big of a thing this is, but at least it had always been my touch point for foot pads.
carrie
And what does kinoki mean?
ross
Well, according to one answer I found online, it means ‘wood’ or ‘wood sap’. Something like that. So when I did a search on Amazon, it brought up a ton of results for different foot pads. And I just did a search for ‘detox foot pads’, and I started buying ones that had interesting claims attached to them. I noticed that most of them were a little circumspect, at least in not wanting to outright say “this removes toxins”; but usually if I did a search on the page for “toxins” I could find at least someone in the comments asking about toxins, and then someone giving a very positive response from the company.
carrie
It does have a warning on one of these that says “this product is not intended to treat, diagnose, cure, or alleviate the effects of diseases.”
ross
Ah, okay. So you’re looking at the Nuvoly pads. The Nuvoly pads were twenty bucks, and there were thirty of them, so those were actually the cheapest page that we got. They came out to 67 cents per pad on average, so there you go. If you’re looking for discount foot pads. What does it say on the box?
carrie
“Two-in-one, energy, natural cleanse, six lavender, six ginger, six rose, six wormwood, six green tea, 100% GMO-free, 100% natural, 30 foot pads!”
ross
On the Amazon page, there is a graphic that says they are vegan and GMO-free, and you noticed something.
carrie
They aren’t. [Laughs] So, one of the ingredients is chitosan, which is taken from shellfish.
ross
Crustaceans.
carrie
Yeah, crustaceans. It’s also funny that they would call it vegan, because under the important disclaimer, it says “do not use if allergic to shellfish.”
ross
[Laughs] Interesting.
carrie
Hmm.
ross
At least on the box it doesn’t say vegan, but it definitely does on this product page on Amazon. It starts to suggest that some of the ingredients, saying these are the highest quality versions of said, but you’ve got bamboo vinegar, rare minerals—
carrie
Oh, good.
ross
—and pure plant extracts that come right from the Earth.
carrie
Right from the Earth?
ross
Right from the Earth.
carrie
Woah. That’s very cool.
ross
Free of harmful toxins and manmade impurities.
carrie
Mm. God damn that man.
ross
And then here’s the appeal to the ancestors, we’ve got, “Ancestor’s remedies! Kinoki foot pads—” Oh, that’s interesting. This text actually refers to Kinoki foot pads, but this is a different brand.
carrie
Oh. Weird.
ross
“—have been used in Eastern cultures as natural healing remedies for thousands of years.”
carrie
Thousands of years?
ross
I don’t know about that.
carrie
That’s interesting.
ross
The foot pads. Hmm.
carrie
It’s interesting because I found the patents for this, and at least in the United States, it was patented in 2008.
ross
[Laughs] Also the year that the FDA kind of laid the smackdown on Kinoki for their claims.
carrie
Really? Oh.
ross
Yeah. And I’m getting way ahead of our storytelling here, but go FDA.
carrie
Why? What was the FDA cracking down on? False claims, or fraud, or?
ross
Yeah, for making all these claims about removing toxins.
carrie
Wow.
ross
So, we’ll get to that.
carrie
But, so, these are still being sold, and they still say toxins on the box. I’m holding up the Kinoki box in particular.
ross
So, I’m curious about this, because I tried going to the official Kinoki website, which is actually linked to from one of these product pages when I bought it via Groupon, and the official website is down. It’s just a nonfunctioning website, but I was able to go into the internet archive and pull up older versions of the website from previous years, and it was still making claims there.
carrie
Well, here on the box it says, “dispel toxins and maintain beauty, only by one night. Black and oily toxins come out from… vola?” Come out from vola? V-O-L-A?
ross
Huh. Okay.
carrie
Maybe they meant “voilà”.
ross
Voilà! Et voilà!
carrie
Yeah, close enough. “Cleanse and energize your body. It works while you sleep!”
ross
Yeah, look at this. The Kiyome-Kinoki official website, you go to it now, and you get the Japanese characters, but clearly it’s not a developed website, it’s just a shell of what used to be a website.
carrie
Interesting. I wonder if Kinoki is even still registered as a business in these United States. I think you can only look in the state in which it’s registered. Well, this will be a cool thing for me to obsess about tonight.
ross
I’m going to pull it up on the Wayback Machine though, and show you what the website used to look like.
carrie
[Making strange sci-fi-esque noises with her mouth] Do-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo! [Normal voice, matter-of-factly] That’s my time traveling noise. What’s your favorite time travel story, Ross?
ross
Back To The Future.
carrie
Oh, wow. A quick answer. He knew right away, folks. He knew right away.
ross
It’s about time, if I had to summarize it. How about you, what’s your favorite time travel story?
carrie
Your Name.
ross
Aw, that’s such a good movie.
carrie
So good.
ross
That’s a great movie. You should all watch Your Name.
carrie
Second favorite?
ross
I don’t think this is actually my second favorite, but the second one that came to mind was that Christopher Reeve film, Somewhere In Time.
carrie
Oh, okay, I don’t know what—
ross
It’s, uh, a romance. I dunno, my mom got hooked on it for a while, so I watched it many times. This is what would happen, my mom would find one movie that she couldn’t stop watching, and she’d watch it forty times in a row—
carrie
Oh, wow.
ross
—on VHS, and she would just want to have it on like, every day.
carrie
It’s like a living Groundhog Day.
ross
So then I would see it a million times and she’d fall asleep on it. [Carrie laughs.] This was my life growing up. Sleepless In Seattle.
carrie
Oh, that’s a good movie.
ross
I’ve seen that many times. It is, but you can watch it too many times.
carrie
I believe that.
ross
And what was the one with Sandra Bullock?
carrie
Oh, While You Were Sleeping?
ross
Yes. Oh, that one, too.
carrie
So, like, anything with the word sleep in the title?
ross
Pretty much.
carrie
The Big Sleep?
ross
My mom would fall asleep—
carrie
Did she like The Big Sleep?
ross
No.
carrie
My second favorite is Our Town. Third favorite, A Christmas Carol.
ross
Ah.
carrie
Oh, also, Run Lola Run. Oh shit, that’s up there.
ross
I haven’t seen that.
carrie
Oh, it’s so good.
ross
Oh, I know a really good time travel film by Colin Trevorrow, Safety Not Guaranteed.
carrie
Never heard of it.
ross
Oh, that’s a good film.
carrie
Okay.
ross
Anyway, so, if we go back in the internet archives Wayback Machine—
carrie
And we will.
ross
—you can see the official, that same URL, the Kiyome-Kinoki website back in 2016 when it was bright and shiny and working; and they're advertising these As Seen On TV products that we now hold. So my theory is, we’re just buying existing—
carrie
Back catalog.
ross
—inventory. Right, from—in this case, you found a Groupon. I had already bought three other brands of foot pads, and felt we have all the foot pads we need in this lifetime. [Both laugh.] But you had found actual Kinoki pads and I thought—
carrie
If there’s a Groupon, I’m gonna find it.
ross
—”I should buy the actual name brand ones.” But the funny thing is that Groupon was saying that these two boxes each contain—
carrie
Sixty?
ross
Ten pads.
carrie
Ten. Okay, I was close.
ross
Well, sixty is what they were claiming it was worth. They were saying a $69.99 value.
carrie
Oh my God.
ross
Which is absurd, because nobody is selling them for that.
carrie
No.
ross
So the actual Groupon was $15. So those came to 75 cents per pad. There was also a brand called EntreFeet pads.
carrie
[French accent] Oh, entre feet. Okay.
ross
Those were the most expensive at a dollar per pad.
carrie
Okay. Okay.
ross
And then we also got the Sandholt pads for 85 cents per pad. So there you go, there’s your range, 67 cents to 100 cents per pad.
carrie
And not per pair, but for individual pads?
ross
Individual pads, yeah.
carrie
Got it.
ross
I wonder what they were using to keep them on their feet back in the ancient days, before they had modern adhesives.
carrie
It is possible that these existed before 2008, but I’m gonna guess not thousands of years.
ross
Wow, looking at this old Kinoki website, eight boxes of Kinoki cleansing detox foot pads, $106.50.
carrie
Wow.
ross
Goodness. Okay. So, we have yet though to actually test out this claim. Does this work?
carrie
Yes. That’s it for our show.
ross
[Laughs] Our theme music— uh, so we did try them, quite a few different brands. I spent most of the time with the EntreFeet all natural foot pads.
carrie
I love that name.
ross
Yeah. And this is a common theme as well, some of them are infused with different aromas. So these ones are lavender and rose aroma infused.
carrie
Love it.
ross
You know, they smell good.
carrie
I see that it’s made by a Dr. Entre.
ross
Yes, right, Dr. Entre. They smell like a tea bag, quite nice.
carrie
I’m smelling them, you guys. Yeah, very chamomile-y. One of the bad teas, but oh well.
ross
So you open it up, and there are these little individual plastic baggies, and it looks very much like a tea bag. If someone just handed me this, I’d start steeping it in hot water.
carrie
Yup, and in fact I have done so. But, we’ll get there.
ross
Okay. Oh, right. So this one says, “Lavender. Please put adhesive sheet on this side.” It’s got a little icon with a foot and leaves, very pretty. So, then you stick that onto your foot, and then there’s a separate sheet that comes out. There’s a bunch of adhesive strips, and this is pretty common across all of these foot pads we tried. The only difference is some of them had all of this put together for you, so you just take off the backing of the adhesive pad and stick it straight onto your foot. DIY.
carrie
Yeah, a little put it together yourself.
ross
That’s how you save money on these pads, I guess.
carrie
Yeah, probably.
ross
And so, I would put them on before I’d go to sleep, and my wife would shake her head at me—
carrie
My wife.
ross
—disappointedly. “What is wrong with you?”
carrie
“Why did I marry this fool?”
ross
And I think maybe one of the reasons why they encourage people to put them on at night is just because then you’re not putting all the stress and strain on the adhesives, walking around all day.
carrie
It also gives them a long time to work. Whatever it is they’re doing, it gives them some time to do it.
ross
Yeah, you don’t want to like, put them on and then pull them off 45 seconds later and ask, “Where my toxins at?”
carrie
Yeah. Toxins take time, I’ve always said it.
ross
Yeah, I did try wearing them to work and just around as well. Also tried sleeping with them on my side, not belly but the side of my torso.
carrie
I tried putting them on my biceps.
ross
Oh, yeah.
carrie
I’m flexing for you, because I’ve been—
ross
Yeah, your biceps are looking great.
carrie
Thank you, I’ve been lifting weights.
ross
Is that what made you so strong? Oh, you think it’s the weights and not the—
carrie
Probably, but you never know.
ross
It’s not one of their—
carrie
This one’s not as good, but still pretty good.
ross
Carrie’s also wearing a device that is part of one of our other investigations—
carrie
Oh yeah, that’s true.
ross
—that makes it look like you’ve got a gun. Like you’re packing—
carrie
Oh, right. And I am. [Ross laughs.] I’m pointing at my bicep, you guys.
ross
Yeah, I’m reading this as a gun holster. Anyways, we’ll tell you about that another time. So, what happened after you slept with these pads for a night?
carrie
Well, first of all, they were very itchy. The adhesive stuff. Itchy, itchy, no thank you.
ross
Interesting.
carrie
Yeah, was it not itchy for you?
ross
No, and that— well, my feet are generally itchy, but yeah, I don’t think because of these. You had mentioned that, at least the first time you had done the ionic foot bath, back in the day, that made you itchy. Okay.
carrie
Hm. Anyway, once I got over the itching, I slept with them, and in the morning I took them off, and yeah, they had this sort of like black, gooey mess on the little pad. The ones that I put on my bicep and wore around, I took off maybe like, two, three hours later, and they had little black dots on them, but they had not removed much toxins from my big sweet bicep.
ross
Okay. Oh, interesting. So very similar experience for me. I should say, the area with the tea-like substance or whatever’s inside there, this kind of opaque—
carrie
Satchel?
ross
—yeah, exactly, is probably about an inch and a half wide, by maybe three inches tall.
carrie
Mmhm. Agree to agree.
ross
And all of these were kind of thick. Like, you can feel like there’s some powder in there, there’s some substance. It feels pretty substantial. So something’s in there.
carrie
For sure.
ross
Some active ingredient.
carrie
And the ingredients are listed, so it’s not too much of a mystery.
ross
And then on the side that’s going to be attached to your foot, there’s sort of a gauze-y material. It’s holding all of the powder in, but it’s also porous. It looks porous.
carrie
Yeah. Letting something through.
ross
I’m going to open this one up so we can empty it out. You got a bowl or something?
carrie
Not on me. I think there’s still one up there somewhere.
ross
Okay. I’m gonna grab a bowl.
carrie
Okay. Ross has procured a bowl.
ross
Into said bowl—
carrie
Into said bowl, I commend my spirit.
ross
Heh.
carrie
Okay. He’s opening up one of the foot pads.
ross
Powder was the right word.
carrie
Yeah, for sure. I’m going to cover my mouth, just in case there were toxins in that. Ugh. Oh, you know what it looks like?
ross
What’s that?
carrie
Have you ever used like, a grater on your heels?
ross
I have not.
carrie
Oh, okay. They make these graters that like, kind of like a pumice stone, you use it on your gross, cracked heel and you shave it down, and the shavings look like that, just like a gross grey color.
ross
Oh, yeah. Or maybe even like, I don’t know, cremated remains or something.
carrie
Oh, yeah. “Cremains”, yeah. Totally. You could tell someone that was their dad.
ross
I was just reading the latest book by Caitlin Doughty, Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs. It is a fantastic book.
carrie
Will my cat eat my eyeballs, if I die and my body is there for a long time?
ross
So the quick answer is your cat won’t start with your eyeballs. He’ll go for something much easier, which is like, your lips, your nose, all that soft flesh around there. I was telling this to my co-worker, Chris, and he was saying, “Oh, my cat will bite at my lips.” I said, “Well, she’d keep doing it if you—”
carrie
[Laughs] If you didn’t move them.
ross
“—you weren’t alive to stop her.”
carrie
Yeah. I don’t think Ella would eat me unless she were really out of options.
ross
Oh, yeah. Well, that was the thing, like, dogs are far more prone to eating their masters. But yeah—
carrie
Ah!
ross
—after a while— yeah, you’d think, right? The cats would be—
carrie
Offensive.
ross
—the more merciless ones. But yeah, it’s kind of once they run out of other food, or often times it’ll be just to wake you up, like, “Hey, hey!”
carrie
Oh, yeah.
ross
You know, they’ll be sort of panicking.
carrie
Oh, Ella, I’m okay. Ella’s over there sleeping.
ross
But anyways, the book answers like thirty-four different questions that she’s gotten from kids, and—
carrie
Oh, fun.
ross
—she just has such a great attitude about death, you know, she’s respectful but at the same time really funny, and, you know, she just knows so much about it. She’s a mortician. Anyways, so—
carrie
She was at TEDxVienna with me.
ross
Oh, was she? Oh, how cool is that.
carrie
Yeah, she’s cool.
ross
That’s very cool.
carrie
That is cool. That’s very cool.
ross
So, wait, I’m touching it now. Yeah, okay, it’s just this kind of grainy, light grey—
carrie
Yeah, I think I see it kind of staining the bowl. I think it’s definitely got some colored properties happening there.
ross
There’s that smell. Okay, interesting. Yeah, I’d wake up after a night of wearing this and sure enough, yeah, the whole thing is kind of dark and gooey. Seems water-soluble, whatever results from this, because I could quickly go over to the tub and just wash off my feet. And I think this is telling, because there will be a little bit of residue on your feet, but it doesn’t look like any of the pores have some left in them. You would expect that, if something had been extracted from your body, like lets’ say I was leeching blood out from your skin, I would expect to see the surface of the skin sort of speckled with little drops of blood and—
carrie
That’s a really good point.
ross
—there’s nothing like that, it’s just, you know, there’s some superficial surface-level gunk, but it very easily washes off, and it doesn't feel like anything has permeated or penetrated the skin barrier.
carrie
That’s a really good point.
ross
Clue number one.
carrie
Heh-heh-heh. Well, just to assume for a second that they’re doing what they say they’re doing, did you feel better?
ross
Not noticeably.
carrie
How about your eczema on your feet?
ross
No, that was definitely not improved, because to wear these I wouldn’t be putting on my normal medication, because that would create a barrier. So, if anything, I guess I would be itchy, but it was the normal level of itchiness I would expect, and only on that foot. The other foot didn’t become itchy.
carrie
Okay. But—so not worse, not better.
ross
Correct.
carrie
Okay.
ross
Yeah, that’s true. I didn’t notice any negative effects.
carrie
But maybe it would have been better instead of neutral if you had used your medicine.
ross
Correct.
carrie
Got it.
ross
And I had a very similar experience to your bicep when I put one on my side, which was that it was also darkened, but not uniformly.
carrie
Yeah, little speckles?
ross
Yeah, it was like patchy.
carrie
Yeah. I used one of them— I remember that it was a rose scented one, it must have been the Nuvoly, because it said “relief”, so I used it during one of my classic headaches.
ross
Oh yes, so the Nuvoly ones came in different colors and flavors.
carrie
Yeah, I love that we’re calling them flavors, like we’re gonna eat them.
ross
[Laughs.] And so you’ve got your ginger for circulation, wormwood for digestion, lavender for sleep, green tea for metabolism, and rose for relief.
carrie
Relief. So I put that on when I had a headache, you know.
ross
Did it give you any relief?
carrie
It did not.
ross
Oh.
carrie
Same headache as usual. When do you think we’ll stumble on something that just magically cures my headaches? Because we’re eight years in.
ross
Just speaking statistically, it seems like at some point we have to.
carrie
We’re circling around it. We’re gonna get there.
ross
Yeah, one of these things on our long list of potential investigations— oh, now my fingers are all sticky, and I keep wanting to lick them to get rid of this.
carrie
Oh, don’t lick them.
ross
That’s a bad idea. I’m going to go—
carrie
What does it smell like?
ross
—I’m going to go wash my hands. [Through Carrie’s dialogue, we hear Ross washing his hands in the background.]
carrie
Oh, okay, it’s not a bad smell. Yeah, a very sort of like… earthy… almost licorice-y smell, but not licorice. But… but kind of licorice, but not, but kind of, but a little, but not, you know? [Imitating Ross] “Yes Carrie, I do know.” [Normal voice] I know. I know. [Ross laughs distantly in the background.] Ross is washing his hands, that wasn’t really him. I was doing his voice. Were you fooled?
ross
I was fooled. I was like, “Wait, what am I doing over there?”
carrie
“That’s me! Over there!”
ross
“I’m having an out of body experience. Who knew that the Kinoki foot pads would be what brought it on?”
carrie
What finally got us out of our bodies.
ross
Uh-huh. Speaking of the Kinoki foot pads and smells, the Kinoki pads smell very much like barbeque sauce.
carrie
Right, you made me— you let me smell them, and—
ross
No, I made you. I put it—
carrie
[Laughing, imitating Ross] “Fuck you, Carrie, you smell this right now.”
ross
I said, “Smell,” and I put it right in front of your nose.
carrie
Yeah, no, they smell a lot like the Carolina barbeque vegan jerky from that—
ross
Louisville.
carrie
Louisville, that’s it.
ross
Yeah, the vegan jerky, very good.
carrie
Very good vegan jerky.
ross
Very good.
carrie
Very good, as Ella would say.
ross
There was another brand. It was one of these. Oh, we’re surrounded by so many foot pads. Another one smelled exactly like that to me, and the Kinoki ones smelled even more strongly of barbeque sauce.
carrie
Yes, so you’re probably wondering, “What the hell’s in them? What’s making them do this thing?”
ross
Yeah.
carrie
Well, I’d love to tell you, but first let’s go to the billing department.
ross
Let’s go!
carrie
Ross, I love a website.
ross
Me too, especially one that is still running and that you don’t have to go through the internet archive to find.
carrie
Exactly, that’s my favorite kind.
ross
And especially one that doesn’t sell quack products. If I wanted to build a website like that, let’s say I wanted to sell a quality product. or advertise my own brand, or work on a project and share it with the world, where could I go, Carrie?
carrie
Mm. Well, you could go many places, but do you want it to be great?
ross
I was hoping for great, maybe even beautiful, customizable.
carrie
Okay. Okay. You know, I didn’t want to speak too soon.
ross
Can I get more picky, though?
carrie
Oh, yeah. Please.
ross
I don’t want to shoot down your idea, but I would also like it if it were mobile optimized—
carrie
Okay.
ross
—and had templates created by world-class designers—
carrie
Okay. I still have the same thing in mind, but I’m gonna let you finish.
ross
Really? What if it also had built-in search engine optimization?
carrie
Okay. Still listening, still have the same thing in mind.
ross
Really?
carrie
Seriously, I have the same idea this whole time—
ross
Analytics?
carrie
Yes!
ross
I want support, and I want not just any old support, I want it 24/7, I want it award-winning.
carrie
Okay.
ross
What? Really?
carrie
It’s no problem. Same idea.
ross
Okay, I thought I was setting this bar absurdly high.
carrie
No. You want Squarespace.
ross
Squarespace!
carrie
Squarespace. Yeah, it’s a platform for making your own website.
ross
Oh my goodness, that’s amazing.
carrie
And all sorts of people use it. Architects, venues, instruments, wedding professionals. Let me tell you, have I gone to a lot of wedding websites recently.
ross
Oh, yeah.
carrie
And a lot of them, made by Squarespace; and beautiful, and perfect.
ross
Everyone was so excited to hear about your engagement announcement, by the way.
carrie
Aww, wonderful. Me, too.
ross
Congratulations. So, you said that now you’re getting all kinds of online advertising.
carrie
Oh, my God. So much. And Drew is getting none, because they’re all marketed at women.
ross
That’s wild.
carrie
Photographers, dresses—
ross
Can you imagine though for online advertisers, like, “There’s a woman planning a wedding! Here we go boys! This is our chance!”
carrie
“This is the moment!”
ross
“We gotta do it, we gotta be there, she’s gotta see us!”
carrie
Little do they know, they want this woman, they should make it have a crazy claim attached to it. But the really good ones are always made at Squarespace, they’re always pretty, they always look professionally made, you know.
ross
Yeah, it’s hard to make a bad looking website in Squarespace, because, you know, you start with these templates and you just drag stuff in there. So you don’t need to be a designer, you don’t need to be a programmer or anything like that. But if you are either of those things, there’s also the ability to go in and really make it your own.
carrie
Yeah, good luck making an ugly website on Squarespace. I dare you. I dare you.
ross
I triple-dog dare you!
carrie
You can’t do it. You can’t do it.
ross
So, go to Squarespace.com for a free trial; and when you’re ready to launch, use the offer code OHNO to save ten percent off your first purchase of a website or domain.
ross
And while we’re telling people about great services, let’s tell them also about a great product, and that is Quip.
carrie
Oh, Quip. I love my Quip.
ross
You know, I went to the dentist recently. I must admit, I don’t go to the dentist nearly as often as I should. You should go every, what is it, four months, six months?
carrie
Six months is the usual recommended. If you have shit teeth like me, they tell you four months.
ross
Okay. Gotcha. Well, it had been years for me, but I went to the dentist, and they’ve been taking care of me. And the lady who did my cleaning, in two separate appointments, she was grilling me, you know, like they do, but in the very nicest way. In fact, I really liked her, because she was giving me explanations for why everything is the way it is. That’s what I want. I don’t want to just know a list of like, do this, this, and this. I want to know why I do this, this, and this.
carrie
Totally.
ross
And she offered it without me even having to pester. Anyways, she was saying, “Okay, what kind of toothbrush are you using? Electric or handheld?” And I said, “Electric.” And she said, “Oh, you’re already halfway there, that’s great.” And she was telling me not to apply so much pressure.
carrie
Oh, okay.
ross
Because I guess, you know, I would get in there and—
carrie
Oh, your gum’s receding a little.
ross
Yeah, and I would— oh man, I really need to muscle this in, okay, gotta get stuff out of there. She was saying, “No, no. The electric toothbrush is already doing the work for you. Just run it over the surface of your tooth.” Because I have the exposed, it’s getting into the dentin, which is under that hard outer shell, and so that tooth enamel, that— yeah, that’s super tough material, but the dentin underneath it that’s getting exposed looks the same, but it’s much weaker, and so I’m like sawing into it, like sandpapering into it. So I stopped brushing so hard, and using mouthwash, and my teeth are feeling great with my Quip.
carrie
Nice. So, you’re not saying that you shouldn’t go to the dentist and you’ll be fine just because you have a Quip, but—
ross
Your dentist will be happy when you tell them you’re using a Quip.
carrie
Yeah. My dentist was happy with me.
ross
So you’ve learned two things. One, get a quip. Two, don’t brush your teeth so hard if you’re like me. Maybe I’m the only one who was doing that.
carrie
And you know, most dentist will tell you that better brushing is less about the brush, and its more about how you use it. So that’s why Quip was created by dentists and product designers to focus on what actually matters for your oral health.
ross
Yeah, and it has sensitive vibrations, with a built-in timer. So it goes for two minutes, and it stops every thirty seconds, just to give you a little reminder, like, “Hey, be focused, you know, move on to a different part of your mouth.” So you get an even clean.
carrie
Yeah, and Quip will automatically deliver brush heads to you every three months for clean new bristles right on schedule.
carrie
This is a simple way to support our show, and start brushing better. But you have to go to GetQuip.com/ohno to get your first refill free.
carrie
[Humming tune] So, as I was saying before I interrupted me—
ross
Yes.
carrie
—how do these things actually work? What’s happening?
ross
Yeah, what’s going on?
carrie
What’s a’happening?
ross
Yeah. Are there really toxins being pulled out of your feet, or is there maybe, just maybe, something in the pad that is generating these dark colors that look so menacing and scary?
carrie
Yeah. So, when I was googling around for this, I kept seeing people saying, “There’s some chemical in the pad that makes it make this goo.” So, there you go. But no one was really being more specific than that. I wanted more. I need to know, what is the goo? How we doing it, folks?
ross
Yeah, what’d you find out?
carrie
Alright, so I found the patent for this invention. You know, and it states “Patent 8317762B2” filed by Kenrico Limited, and the inventor is a Mr. Nurman Salim. All of his inventions in the patent office are all related to foot detox pads, so this is his bread and butter. Okay, so the patent is for a “skin patch for absorbing toxins from the body.” It has a little drawing of said pad, as you can see, Ross.
ross
Oh, this looks very familiar, yes. Okay.
carrie
“A skin patch for absorbing toxins from a body, includes a first side having a heat-reflective foil.” Okay, so we’re going to try to trap some heat in.
ross
Oh, okay.
carrie
“A second side includes a non-woven rayon surface for absorbing the toxins.”
ross
Interesting, okay.
carrie
“”The rayon surface includes—” I love this verbiage. “—includes a plurality of openings—” [Both laugh.] “—for enhancing far infrared ray emissions into a skin when the second side is placed in contact with the skin.” So heat. I think we’re talking about heat.
ross
Wow, yeah. We don’t have much here, how do we make them sound fancier than it is?
carrie
And make it sound like you can’t reproduce it.
ross
Yeah, that’s interesting, and they’re referring to like a foil-like material, but I don’t think I’ve seen that anywhere in these products.
carrie
I feel like I have seen a foil, but—
ross
Okay, this one, it’s just sort of a composite material with sort of a plastic layer on top of the paper layer, at least on the far side, away from the foot. The distal side.
carrie
Right. Then it says, “A mixture of natural ingredients that includes—” and this is pretty important, we’re gonna see these over and over again on these boxes. Vinegar. Okay, something you would use to dye an egg, say, at Easter, right?
ross
Yes, mmhm.
carrie
Chitosan, which we talked about, it comes from shell-
ross
Crustaceans.
carrie
—yeah, shell animals. Loquat leaf. Forgive my pronunciation here, but houttuynia cordata. Vitamin C, tourmaline, vegetable, fiber, and dextrin. Okay, so, I went through each of these ingredients and looked up, like, “Okay, what would a person use this for?” So we’ve got, of course, vinegar, which is great for holding a dye, right?
ross
And as you’re saying this, I’m looking at the Kinoki pads and seeing it names both bamboo vinegar and wood vinegar.
carrie
Getting that vinegar in there. Okay, okay. So I feel like we’re building a dye. You mentioned that you really like loquat leaf, right?
ross
I like loquats, the fruit.
carrie
Oh, okay. Alright. Well, the leaves are a natural dye.
ross
Ah.
carrie
So there are some— I found some articles about like, “Oh, do you want to dye your clothes naturally? Get some loquat leaves.”
ross
That’s probably the plant powder listed on the Kinoki box.
carrie
Okay. Makes sense. Okay, then we have tourmaline, that is used to degrade dyes. So what ends up happening, I think, is that all these things are mixing together and kind of forcing each other out of the pad itself, and then the thing from the shellfish creates the filmy stuff.
ross
Alright, and on the Kinoki pads it says “carapace”. So, I’m guessing that’s a reference to our poor little shrimp or whatever had been grated.
carrie
Oh, I’d never heard of that.
ross
That’s, uh, the name for kind of a protective outer shell or covering, like turtles have a carapace but so do crustaceans.
carrie
Gotcha. Chitosan, which was the other term we heard for that, is used for adsorption of dyes. So it’s taking it out of the leaves and stuff and into this little film we’ve created, and the film is mostly—
ross
Ah.
carrie
Yeah, and the film itself would, I’m guessing, be mostly made of the dextrin and the vegetable fiber, which are just, you know, starches that you’ve created your little film out of.
ross
But the nice thing is you’re getting some of that plant intelligence.
carrie
Exactly. Now a chemist is probably listening to this, and I’ve probably gotten several things wrong. But you get the general idea here is that we’re building up a film, we’re dyeing it, and then you add, of course, your foot sweat.
ross
Yes. And that’s why it’s got to be on your foot for a while, and why it should be adhered to your foot, to create a little bit of a trap there, to force a little bit of sweating.
carrie
Yup, and if we return to the U.S. patents, the last line says, “The mixture is formulated to omit the far infrared emission, whereby blood circulation is promoted and perspiration and any toxins contained therein are absorbed by the rayon surface.” So it—put in layman terms, this will make you sweat, and sweat technically has tiny, tiny, tiny bits of toxins, of whatever your body has rejected in it.
ross
Mmhm. Yeah, which is a highly dubious claim. Yes. Wow. Okay, yeah, there are a few components inside your sweat that are—
carrie
Not useful?
ross
Yeah, waste material. Ever so slight. But, pretty much all the detoxing is happening in the conjoined effort of your kidney and your liver. It’s coming out in your urine, it’s coming out in—
carrie
In your pooper.
ross
—your poop. That’s how you remove toxins. I like that also listed on the ingredients here are—not even negative ions—”minus” ion.
carrie
Oh, okay.
ross
So, that’s another thing that comes up in these various advertisements. “Packed with ions,” said by people who don’t know what ions are.
carrie
So I thought, “Well, if it’s just water that’s causing this, like the warm sweat water, then probably if I put it in a bowl of warm water, it’s gonna come out, right?”
ross
You’d think, right. Yeah.
carrie
Right. Now sweat, of course, has more than just water, so I wasn’t positive. But indeed, I took a bowl of hot water, I dipped them in there, and it completely like, dyed the water and the bowl this like, dark, gross, putrid color.
ross
Okay. I ran a similar experiment, which was to take a cup of cold root beer, and put a pad on the side of that.
carrie
[Gasps] And all the aluminum came out of the can!
ross
Well, this was a paper cup.
carrie
All the… BPA came out of the cup!
ross
[Laughs] It was sweating because there was ice on the inside of the cup.
carrie
Condensation, uh-huh.
ross
But in a very short amount of time, that condensation had created these dark “toxins” on the pad. It just wasn’t as fully formed as when I left it on my feet overnight.
carrie
And if you run this experiment yourself, you’ll see that you don’t necessarily get that gooey effect, because it’s not just like a small amount of heat, you know, coming off your foot. You’re washing away a lot of the goo by putting it in water. [Carrie responds emphatically as Ross speaks.]
ross
Yeah. And when the IIG had done this test years back, we also tried just putting distilled water on the pads and, yup, same thing happened. We even had Yvette d’Entremont, a.k.a. SciBabe, she came in and she showed kind of what we’re doing here, you know, took out this powder, added water to it, and showed essentially what you’re doing is creating some fancy mud. That’s about it.
carrie
There you go.
ross
We’ve referenced the IIG, by the way, many times on the show. The Independent Investigations Group, which tests claims of the paranormal, offers a now $250,000 prize.
carrie
Oh my goodness.
ross
Now we are the CFIIG, so the Center for Inquiry Investigations Group.
carrie
“Cuh-fig.” Okay, so, returning to our friends, the foot pads. There was a study published in the Journal of Heavy Metal Toxicity and Diseases last year.
ross
Heavy metal! [Imitates guitar riff.]
carrie
And it came out of a university in Egypt, and so it’s been translated to English, so, you know, forgive some sort of shaky wording here, but it’s called Detox Foot Pad: A Fact or a Fantasy? And they had different people wear them, and then tested whether what was remaining in the foot pad actually had more toxins than before it was given to the person.
ross
Okay. Yeah. Sensible test.
carrie
Yeah, and they said, “This study proves that detox foot pads were not really detoxifying the body or removing any metal from it via a dermal route during the overnight detox foot pad application procedure.”
ross
And that kind of analysis is what I call heavy metal. [Carrie laughs.] Yeah, I’ve got to say, it’s a good thing— if you do a Google search for detox foot pad, yes, you do immediately get a bunch of product sponsored result, but the top website results are things like “Five Questions Answered About Detox Foot Pads” from Healthline, in which they tell you they don’t work. And then, you know, Mayo Clinic, and DeviceWatch.org, and all these websites that are breaking down why they don’t work. Because they don’t.
carrie
Right, they appear— it seems.
ross
In case we haven’t made it clear at this point in the podcast. Want to make sure you didn’t get this far and be like, “But do they work?” They don’t. They don’t. This is a scam.
carrie
Woah.
ross
I think it’s fair to say scam, because I don’t think you can make these without knowing exactly how they’re going to work and be activated.
carrie
The study authors in this particular case did note, “We discovered no evidence to suggest that detox foot pads help promote the elimination of toxic metals from the body through the feet.” On the opposite side, is it likely to cause harm or result in any increased uptake of metals? They say, “Yes, possibly, because the foot pad itself could release minute quantities of metals into the body, because it does have some in it.” So, fair. So it’s kind of similar to the foot bath outcome, you know. Both are probably safe, at least insofar as you’re not using it in place of some, you know, really important medicine. But as far as toxins go, you’re going to add some more than take them away.
ross
Okay. Oh, reading on DeviceWatch.org here, I’m seeing that it was in 2009 that the federal trade commission charged a Yehuda Levin and Baruch Levin, and their company, XACTA 3000 incorporated, with deceptive advertising. Because they claimed that applying Kinoki foot pads to the soles of the feet at night would remove heavy metals, metabolic wastes, toxins, parasites, chemicals, and cellulite from their bodies. Not necessarily the ones we got, but some pads have made claims of helping you lose weight as well.
carrie
Oh, boy.
ross
The ads also claim that use of the foot pads could treat depression, fatigue, diabetes, arthritis, high blood pressure, and a weakened immune system. And so they were prohibited from selling any kind of supplement, food or drug, or medical device, or helping others do that, and a judgment of 14.5 million dollars, which represented the total revenues from the sales of the pads.
carrie
Yikes.
ross
So there you go, a little smackdown.
carrie
Also in 2008, from NPR at All Things Considered, they got a few of these as well; and then they took them to a California lab, and said, “Okay, I’ll see what’s still in here after I’ve used it versus before,” and the chemical composition was exactly the same.
ross
Okay. So there’s many ways to test these, and many ways to show that it’s a pretty simple trick that’s going on.
carrie
Yeah, it’s the kind of thing you’d like, teach third graders to do, like, “Make some goo! We put this in here and this in here and then it gets wet and then you have a sloppy, sloppy stew.”
ross
Alright, Carrie, well then, should we rate these?
carrie
Let’s rate these!
ross
And we’ll also rate the detox foot baths, because we said we’d do these at the same time.
carrie
Yes, foot detoxifying, writ large.
ross
Yes. So what would you give this on a pseudoscience scale where one is something not very pseudoscience-y. So more scientific. Let’s say, the theory of evolution, for example.
carrie
Oh yeah, okay. Like, established fact.
ross
Yeah, by natural selection, not like Lamarckian evolution.
carrie
Oh, come on, we were all thinking it.
ross
Yeah, and ten then would be something incredibly pseudoscientific, like you should sandpaper your feet every day to remove excess goat sperm.
carrie
Mmm. I mean, that’s true if you’ve stepped on goat sperm.
ross
Yeah, but like, everybody’s has goat sperm on their feet.
carrie
Oh, come on. That doesn’t make any sense.
ross
Right, that’s a ten.
carrie
Okay, I mean, boy. That’s exactly what this is, so, nine?
ross
Yeah.
carrie
What do you think?
ross
Yeah, I’m right up there with you. I’ll— geez. I’ll say ten, because it’s kind of pure pseudoscience. That’s what this is resting on.
carrie
I don’t even know— I can’t defend nine versus ten.
ross
No, nine’s good too.
carrie
Yeah. Alright, cool. Well, what would you give this on a pocket turner value, where one is something that’s not at all pocket turning, right? Like, you go to Poquito Mas, yours and my favorite burrito place.
ross
Oh, good burrito place, yeah.
carrie
You get a vegetarian burrito, and you get so much of that green salsa verde.
ross
Why do you do that?
carrie
Because it’s so good!
ross
She gets so many little, little uh, packets of—
carrie
Well, only if it’s to go. If I’m there I’ll keep reusing the one plastic thing.
ross
Okay. The environment thanks you.
carrie
Yes. You’re welcome, environment. Uh, but, you’re getting all this free salsa. That’s a one. And then ten is something incredibly expensive, like an engagement ring.
ross
[Laughs] Not that you’d have any recent experience with that. Well, let’s see. You can get these for a variety of prices. We’ve talked about the per price for these. I think you can spend more, I was kind of gravitating toward the cheaper options. But at any price, I’m gonna give them a ten, because you’re paying any amount of money, plus shipping and handling, or however you get these, for something that doesn’t do anything other than just kind of make your foot sticky and you have to wash it off afterwards.
carrie
What about the foot bath?
ross
Oh, right. Right.
carrie
Yeah, don’t throw the bath out with the bath water.
ross
Don’t throw the corroded metal out with the— no, throw it out. [Laughing] Yeah, throw the electrode, or whatever that thing is, out with the—the cloudy, gross water. Yeah, I’m saying ten, because you shouldn’t be spending any money on either of these services. You know, there’s a placebo value there. Again, if you call it placebo, does that mitigate that? I mean, what are you gonna say, what’s your argument? [Ross responds affirmatively as Carrie speaks.]
carrie
I mean, I would have given them like a two, just because it’s cheap. But, I mean, I get where you’re coming from. I just, then I feel like, then like, so many things are ten, I have to sort of re-jigger my system.
ross
That’s fair. Yeah, I’m just thinking in terms of like, total money waste. But yeah, there is the absolute versus relative scale. They are— on an absolute scale, they are not too expensive, both of these things. On a relative scale, they are way too expensive.
carrie
Fair.
ross
What would you give these, then, Carrie, on a danger rating? Where one is something not very dangerous. You sleep with your dog next to you in bed, and you don’t die, so you wake up with everything intact. That’s a one, and ten would be something incredibly dangerous, like you pour out maybe ten of these foot packets and just chug ‘em down with some water and then go to sleep.
carrie
Eugh. Yeah, that’s—don’t do that, especially if you’re allergic to shellfish. Yeah, I mean, I think the only genuine danger here is the same that we always mention, which is, if you’re doing this instead of something that you actually need to do, like if you actually have lead poisoning, like, go to the doctor, don’t use this. But actual, direct harm from the product, I think pretty low. It qualifies because you could get a little bit of metals, but barely. I mean, you could also step on a tin can. So, I’m gonna say a one.
ross
Yeah, if someone who I cared about told me they were doing that, I would say, “Uh, you know, here’s why it doesn’t work, you probably shouldn’t do that.” But, you know, if they were saying, “I didn’t get vaccinated,” then I’d be like, woah, woah.
carrie
Woah, woah, hey now.
ross
So, yeah, I’m gonna say one. It doesn’t even register.
carrie
Well, what about creepiness? How creepy is foot detoxification in general? Where one is something not at all creepy, like you go on a podcast and you ask Drew to marry you. Well, that might be creepy from you.
ross
Yeah? What, just because you’ve already asked him?
carrie
Yeah, and he might be like, “We’re not even in a romantic relationship.”
ross
Hmm. You think he wouldn’t take me seriously?
carrie
You should try it.
ross
Only one way to find out.
carrie
I had a good time doing it. You should try.
ross
Alright. I’ll do it.
carrie
Then, one is something not at all creepy like proposing to Cara Blocher, your beautiful wife.
ross
That was not creepy.
carrie
Yeah, and then ten is something incredibly creepy, like, uh, while Cara and Drew are asleep, we just take them out of their respective beds and roll them together, so then they both just wake up next to each other. This is a very creepy thing to do.
ross
Yeah, that’s weird. I’m sure they’d both handle it like champs.
carrie
They’d be like, “Is this some show thing, you guys? What is this?”
ross
“What have they done now?” [Both laugh.]
carrie
Maybe we should do this.
ross
It’s so funny. So, I can’t remember what I did tonight, but I got this eyeroll from Cara, and I said, “I just live for that response.” It was something related to our investigations, of course. Yeah, this I— this isn’t very creepy. I’ll say, at least with the corroded metal in the foot bath, that’s a little creepy. I’ll say two.
carrie
You know, I didn’t think it was creepy at all, until you mentioned this— you know, this concept of, like, it oozing out of my foot and leaving no trace. That kind of creeps me out a little bit.
ross
Oh, yeah. Because that, theoretically, is what’s happening.
carrie
Yeah, it’s like the psychic surgery, where, you know, someone pulls guts out of you and then there’s no incision, that’s creepy.
ross
Oh yeah, good point.
carrie
Yeah, so I’ll give it a four.
ross
Okay, I’m feeling much better about my two now.
carrie
Okay, good.
ross
What are we gonna do with all of these extra foot pads?
carrie
I don’t know. Uh...
ross
I’m guessing if you come to one of our future live shows, there is a small but non-zero chance that a box of foot pads might be thrown at your head.
carrie
Yeah, could be. You should be so lucky.
ross
Oh, and hot drinks.
carrie
Hot drinks! Thumbs up! You could make some probably toxic tea out of this.
ross
It sure smells good though.
carrie
Yeah, it smells like the teas that I don’t really like. The chamomiles. The herbals.
ross
I guess that’s it for our show. Our theme music is by Brian Keith Dalton.
carrie
This episode was edited by us!
ross
Hey!
carrie
Ross and Carrie, we did it!
ross
Yeah, because we’re recording this right before—
carrie
Super late!
ross
—we’re supposed to release it.
carrie
Oh well.
ross
We wanted more time to wear our foot pads. Our administrative manager is Ian Kramer.
ross
Please and thank you.
carrie
You’re welcome, Ross.
ross
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carrie
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ross
What?
carrie
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ross
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carrie
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ross
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carrie
Somewhere where it’s welcome.
ross
Yeah, someone posted that. They had written on one of those shock signs about Oh No, Ross and Carrie! I think it was in a bathroom somewhere—
carrie
Oh, nice.
ross
—and it was amazing.
carrie
I like it. And, you know, maybe go subscribe to This Podcast Is Self Care, so my dog can go to college.
ross
And she should. And remember, from this informercial for Kinoki foot pads:
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Kinoki Foot Pad Announcer: Are you exposed to unavoidable toxins from the food, water, and air we breathe? Then you need to discover the ancient Japanese secret that promotes healthy living! Introducing Kinoki foot pads, an amazing discovery that naturally captures toxins your body needs to eliminate while you sleep. Look, Kinoki foot pads collect heavy metals, metabolic wastes, toxins, chemicals, and more, revitalizing and invigorating your body. You’ll wake feeling fresh and clean. Watch, just like a tree draws energy in and toxins down its trunk, your body works the same way. Based on ancient Japanese reflexology, Kinoki’s unique formula cleanses, while absorbing toxins your body needs to eliminate. Use a fresh pad each night, until the pad becomes lighter and lighter. You’ll actually feel the difference. In fact, this independent study indicates that Kinoki pads absorb toxins. Isn’t that amazing?
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Customer 1: Each day I felt better and better. I would wake up in the morning after wearing the Kinoki foot pads the night before feeling more rested, more relaxed, and more energized. Customer 2: Since I’ve been using Kinoki foot pad, I have a sense of well-being that I haven’t had in years. This gives me more energy. I just feel much healthier. Kinoki Foot Pad Announcer: Kinoki also contains ions, to cleanse, refresh, and enhance your overall wellbeing. Now on this exclusive TV offer, you can get Kinoki foot pads for only $19.99. But wait! Call now and we’ll double your offer! And if you ever need more, we’ll send you a free supply for life. Just pay shipping and handling. We guarantee you’ll see results with the foot pad the very first time you use it, or your money back. So don’t delay, order Kinoki foot pads today! Kinoki Foot Pad Announcer 2: To order your Kinoki foot pads for $19.99, call 1-800-673-0184. That’s 1-800-673-0184. And remember, if you ever need more, we’ll send you a free supply for life, just pay shipping and handling. Cleanse and energize your body today. Call 1-800-673-0184. That’s 1-800-673-0184. Call now.
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[Phone rings.] Kinoki Rep: Hello, this is [censored]. Carrie: Oh, hi, [censored]. My name’s Carrie. I found you as the representative for [censored] foot pads, is that right? Kinoki Rep: Yeah. Carrie: Okay, so I got some of the pads. I’m trying to figure out, what do they actually do? What are they for? Kinoki Rep: Oh, um. Okay, so, I am with them, but these are deep. I can tell you as much as I could. So, what do they actually do? Carrie: Yeah. Kinoki Rep: So, they are foot pads that overnight are supposed to pull out certain— I guess, it’s supposed to detox you, right? But— Carrie: Oh. Kinoki Rep: So the reality is, it’s been researched and it’s been proven that it does, but there’s a lot of people that think maybe it doesn’t. So it’s not something that I can prove to you, but it does do something, because a lot of people like it a lot. And so over, I don’t know, centuries people have been doing this, and I guess it works. It works pretty well. Carrie: Okay. Kinoki Rep: So, that’s as much as I can tell you. I don’t know scientifically how it does the detoxification, but it’s almost like, if I was to tell you, does acupuncture work? It’s throughout the whole world, but, you know, like, I can’t really prove how it works. Kind of the same thing with the detoxifying foot bath. Carrie: Hm. Kinoki Rep: So. Carrie: Well— but, you said, though, that it has been studied and it does work? Kinoki Rep: Oh, yeah. So like, there’s huge fans of this. If you Google the way they detoxify, this has been going on for a long, long time. Carrie: I’m trying to Google that. I’m not seeing that, but uh, maybe that’s the case. Kinoki Rep: It’s like, do essential oils really calm you down? I don’t know. For some people it does, for some people it doesn’t. Is it even a placebo effect? Maybe, maybe not. But for some people, it really works. Carrie: Yeah. It just seems like if it didn’t do better than placebo, then it wouldn’t have the study. You said that there were studies that confirmed it, so. Kinoki Rep: Yeah. So, I can tell you that it’s better than the placebo, because if it was just placebo, yeah, they wouldn’t be selling. It would immediately be like, written off. Carrie: Oh, okay. Alright, cool. Well, I’ll email you and maybe you can send me those studies. Kinoki Rep: And I’ll make sure somebody gets back to you. Carrie: Okay, perfect. Thank you so much. Kinoki Rep: Okay, you’re welcome. Carrie: Alright, have a good one. Bye. Kinoki Rep: Okay. Bye.
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Welcome to Oh No, Ross and Carrie!, the show where we don’t just report on fringe science, spirituality, and claims of the paranormal, but take part ourselves. Follow us as we join religions, undergo alternative treatments, seek out the paranormal, and always find the humor in life’s biggest mysteries. We show up – so you don’t have to. Every week we share a new investigation, interview, or update.
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