TRANSCRIPT Judge John Hodgman Ep. 610: No Legume to Stand On

When Emily was 3, her uncle chased her around a family gathering while wearing a Mr. Peanut costume, traumatizing her! Jess was there, and she still sends Emily pictures and memes of Mr. Peanut. She says it “wasn’t that bad.” Emily wants Jess to stop because she still finds it upsetting! Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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