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jesse thorn
It’s Bullseye. I’m Jesse Thorn. Look, baking a cake is hard, especially if you’re trying to make a pretty, ornate cake that gives your local bakery a run for its money. Exhibit A) The Great British Bake Off, on Netflix. It’s a reality competition show where the contestants spend years honing their craft, making countless iterations of the same black forest mocha crème sponge thing. In that show, if something in your cake even a little bit—maybe there’s too much lemon or too much cardamom. Maybe your mirror glaze never quite sets right. Well, bad news. You’re going home. Then there’s exhibit B) Nailed It, which is also on Netflix. Nailed It takes the same basic premise: bring people together in a big kitchen, have them make a big, pretty cake. Only none of the people know anything about baking or cooking. And instead of four hours, we give them 90 minutes. What could possibly go wrong? The answer, of course, is everything. Sad, droopy cupcakes that are barely baked, burnt fondant monstrosities, ingredients materializing that were never in the recipe. Nailed It is a celebration of failure, and ode to, “Well, at least you tried your best. Maybe that’s good enough.” The baked goods are never pretty. The tone is never mean. And the show is always very, very funny. Nicole Byer hosts Nailed It. She’s great it. So great she’s been nominated twice for Emmy awards. She’s nominated again, this year. This conversation from last year was conducted by the one and only Tre’vell Anderson. They’re a veteran entertainment writer and co-host of the Maximum Fun podcast FANTI. Before we kick things off, let’s hear a clip from the show. This comes from the fifth season of Nailed It, which implements a twist. The contestants are now working in pairs. It won’t surprise you to learn, however, that that does not make things any prettier. Here, Nicole, her co-host Jacques Torres, and guest judge A$AP Ferg are reviewing what is supposed to be a cereal bowl cake.
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Music: Bright, suspenseful music. Nicole Byer (Nailed It): Alright! Logan and Caitlynn! Let’s remember the cereal bowl cake you were trying to make and let’s see what you did! [Drumroll.] Logan and Caitlynn: [Sheepishly.] Nailed iiiiit. Nicole: NOOOOO! [Jacque and A$AP Ferg laugh. A cartoonish, sad trombone sound plays.] Nicole: Oh god! [The music turns melancholy.] A$AP Ferg: This cake has me stressed out. Nicole: [Laughs.] Nooo, it looks so saaaad! Can you spin it around? Ferg: Damn. Logan: Look at his shoes, though. Look at his shoes. Nicole: I don’t know why you want me to look at anything! [Everyone laughs helplessly.] Nicole: Ohhh, lord. I’m tiiired. Jacques: It looks like a little animal that’s just dying on the side of the streets. Nicole: Oh looord, oh noooo. You know, I will find a positive. I like the lips. They’re very juicy. Logan: [Laughs.] Thank you. Nicole: You’re welcome.
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tre’vell anderson
Nicole Byer, welcome to Bullseye! How are you?
nicole byer
I’m great. How are you?
tre’vell
I’m doing alright! You know. Still in this parallelogram, so. You know.
nicole
Yeeeeah. It’s the pandem-y that won’t end! It’s delightful and I love it.
tre’vell
[Laughs.] So, I wanna start our conversation today just by letting everyone who’s listening know that this will be a wide-ranging conversation. We’re gonna talk about Nailed It. We’re gonna talk about Wipeout. We’re gonna talk about some other things. But it’s all mainly because you are super busy, and you have so much going on. The success is just—I feel it emanating from the screen right now, as we talk to each other. [Nicole thanks them.] I wanna start by asking you how does it feel to, like, be in this really, like—I would call it a weird moment, where you have all of this success happening, but yet—you know—we’re all still stuck at home—you know—navigating this pandemic?
nicole
It is very strange to have things happen while you can’t, like, go out and celebrate. Like, I got my first Emmy nomination last year and my roommate, John Milhiser—who’s a comedian; he’s so funny. I love him so much. But he made a step-and-repeat for me, in my backyard, so it was just like— [Tre’vell “aw”s.] It kind of takes the wind out of it, but then it’s just like people step up in your life and do some, like, really amazing things. So, honestly, having success but not being able to, like, celebrate it publicly has been okay ‘cause I’m surrounded by, like, my chosen family and they’re very, very, very good to me.
tre’vell
I love that. Now, we should say you got that Emmy nomination for being the host of Nailed It. For the folks who, for whatever reason, haven’t stumbled on Nailed It as they’re binging on Netflix, could you give us just, like, a really quick rundown of like what is going on on this show?
nicole
Sure! Um, I guess the elevator pitch would be they’re Pinterest fails! We ask people to recreate these delicate, delightful, delectable confections, but they’re not professional bakers so chaos ensues and we’re gonna cast some kooky characters. Some of the contestants are just so funny. [Tre’vell chuckles.] But yeah, it’s just like baking disasters.
tre’vell
And this season—which is currently out on Netflix right now—it’s got a new subtitle than previous seasons called, “Double Trouble”. So, it’s slightly different. You all—instead of the contestants being individuals, they’re in pairs. [Nicole confirms.] So, it’s like a mother and a daughter or brothers or something like that. I just need to know, did having a pair of people making these confections improve what they were actually delivering to you all?
nicole
Yes and no. Ummm. [Tre’vell laughs.] For like the most part, things—‘cause, like, we had to do things differently because of COVID, and those protocols. But yeah, we tasted some like better tasting things, but still, some like truly wild things.
tre’vell
[Laughs.] I love this face you give me as you say, “truly wild things”. [Nicole laughs.] Because anyone who watches knows that like while the contestants are given, you know, recipes—right—to follow, the recipes aren’t necessarily super exact. Right? It does have some room for people to—let’s just say improvise a little.
nicole
I’m not a 100% sure. I don’t—I’m not in culinary, so I don’t really go over that stuff, but I think they get a recipe and then things like “vanilla extract” or like “mint flavoring”. It’s like, “However much you think!” And then I don’t think we tell you how to assemble it.
tre’vell
Oh fun! So, y’all are really setting them up to fail. Although, I will say, I have seen some contestants who do fairly decent jobs? And I’m always surprised ‘cause I’m like, “I don’t think I would succeed at that.”
nicole
Well, I think if you’re a competitive person—I’m a very competitive person, so like you just look at it and then you’re like, “Okay. What do I actually have to do?” And if you can compartmentalize that and only do the task at hand, I think you do pretty good.
tre’vell
Yeah, I always send good energy to every episode that I watch, and I’m just like, “I hope somebody gives me something that is remotely reflective of what they’re supposed to be recreating. But I wanna take us back to the beginning, to before the first season. How did this even—hosting opportunity for Nailed It come to you?
nicole
Um, I got really, really, really [censored] lucky. [Tre’vell laughs.] A lot of times, you have to go through a lot of auditioning, but I believe someone at the production company, which is called Magical Elves, I think they saw me do standup somewhere and then they brought me in for a meeting, pitched me the idea, and they were like, “We really want a host who kind of teeters on pointing out the silliness and the wildness of it, but also not an [censored].” And I don’t think my comedy is mean, per se. I mean, I can roast you if like you interrupt me or whatever. Like, I can do it! [Tre’vell laughs.] But like, it’s not what I’m getting out of bed for. [Chuckles.] So, yeah. It just—we kind of just gelled and then it kind of snowballed from there.
tre’vell
I was hoping you would reveal to the world that you are like this—you know—private, amazing baker at home that no one knows about. [Nicole denies it.] Are you? Are you deep in the kitchen? Are you making three tiered cakes and such?
nicole
No. I’ll empty the dishwasher and have to ask my roommate like, “Where does this go?” [Tre’vell laughs.] I don’t—I’m not a—I’m not in the kitchen. It’s not for me.
tre’vell
And we should say that your—one of the judges on the show is the legendary Jacques Torres. Which, for me—for those who aren’t familiar, I’m one of those folks who used to watch like Food Network shows back in the day. And Jacque had a chocolate show that he would do. [Nicole confirms.] And so, I’ve long been a fan of him when I thought I was going to be a chef and then my mom was like, “I’m not paying for you to go to culinary school. Don’t do that.” [Nicole laughs.] How is it—your relationship with him and going through this process with him?
nicole
It’s been really incredible. He is just a treat of a human being. He’s so nice. He’s so kind. He loves teaching, so when I genuinely don’t know something, he’s happy to show me or teach me what it is. He cooks for me when he’s in town. He takes care of me. He’s like a daaad! But also, he like wants to learn how to tell jokes and he’s pretty—he likes dirty jokes. Like, he loves a raunchy joke. We—like, almost immediately start—like, we got along really quick. Honestly, I have nothing bad to say about him. Like literally—if anything, he’s too nice. And I’m like, “No, Jacque, you have to be mean sometimes!” [They laugh.]
tre’vell
It’s interesting, ‘cause I think you mentioned earlier just kind of your comedy style and what the production and company was looking for in terms of somebody who could, like—you know—point out the foolishness that someone’s created but not necessarily be mean about it. [Nicole agrees.] And I think that the pair of you two, together, and then whatever third judge that you all have there, I’m always interested to figure out how you find something to compliment. [Nicole laughs.] Whether it’s the color or [chuckles]—
nicole
Weeell, it’s because somebody took time to make it. It’s like when someone gives you a gift that you don’t want, you’re not gonna be like, “This is [censored]. I don’t [censored] want this. Get out of my house.” You go, “Oh my god! Thank you so much! I… likeee this part of the gift!” Just so you—just—I don’t know! You don’t want someone to like leave your house feeling like [censored]. I don’t want people to leave the studio feeling like [censored]. So, like, when somebody looks like they’re about to cry or like something, it’s like, “Oh okay, the jokes have to end.” And we have to like—you know. Everyone—[chuckles] I guess the boomers are just like, [nasally] “Everyone gets a trophy in your generation!” I’m like, “Yeeeah, but not—” It’s ‘cause like, I don’t know, there’s something about trying.
tre’vell
Yeah, and it takes courage to try! And I think, for me, to sign up for a TV show when you know that your final product you create is probably not going to be the accurate replica, I feel like you should be rewarded for that! Like, people are signing up to entertain us and the least you can do is say, “Thank you for, you know, getting the right red color for whatever you were supposed to make.” Or something like that. You mentioned that you were nominated for the Emmy for Outstanding Host of a Reality or Competition Program, last year—becoming the first Black woman ever nominated in that category. So, shoutout to you. I’m wondering if the last year, after being the Emmy nominated Nicole Byer, has changed you. Has your head gotten bigger?
nicole
No. Why would it? It’s just a nomination. [Tre’vell laughs.] [Theatrically wistful.] I didn’t win. I don’t have a trophy. [Returning to normal.] Um, no. It’s just—I think it just—it’s validating, I think, when you’re nominated, when people recognize that you put in a lot of work and that you try hard to make the show funny and—yeah. It was—it was truly just validating. It was just nice. [Chuckles.] Like people say, [mockingly] “It’s an honor to be nominated.” And you’re like, “That’s [censored].” It’s not [censored]. It’s like that’s something that’s always with me, that somebody thought that my work was good enough to be nominated for like a prestigious award with other—like, being nominated with Ru Paul? Like what the [censored]? Like—you know? It’s like [laughs]—it’s a dream come true! It’s like—sometimes you do a lot of work, especially in the beginning of your career, and say—like, I performed at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, in New York and LA, and you’re just doing show after show after show in a basement and you’re like, “Am I performing in a void? Is anyone seeing me? Is any traction happening?” And so, then when someone finally goes, “Yeah, traction’s happening. Like, we like you! Here’s an Emmy nomination!” You’re like, “Oh! [Chuckles.] So that—all that work was not for nothing.”
tre’vell
Yeah. Well, how would you—for people who haven’t been following you and following your career, like, how would you describe your journey to this point, as a comedian?
nicole
I guess my journey as comedian—I would say it’s been—I mean, not like a long-long time, but I’ve been working for a while. I decided, in 2008ish to like pursue comedy and take like improv classes. So, 2008 to 2021. That’s a long time.
tre’vell
Speaking of comedy, comedians I feel like have been deeply impacted over the last year—not being able to tour. So many folks I’ve seen more and more, you know, basically Zoom comedy shows popping up to give folks a chance. What has that been like for you as somebody—I know prior to the pandemic you were always touring, I feel like. [Nicole hums in agreement.] You were always going somewhere. In what ways do you think that the pandemic has impacted your comedy?
nicole
I mean, the pandemic has impacted every single person who does live performance. Comedians, drag queens, musicians, the people who work at those venues, the people at the air—like, it’s just—it’s sooo many [censored] people who’ve been effected by it and it’s so lovely that our government’s like, “We’re not gonna do anything to help you!” [Tre’vell chuckles.] But like I’m lucky that I have podcasts. So, like I have other ways to do comedy and whatnot. But yeah, it’s truly been—I haven’t done an hour of comedy in a year. So, it’s like when states are opening back up and it’s like, “Okay, time to get back on the road.” I’m like, “Wait, do I feel okay actually charging people to watch me—” Not learn how to do standup again, but get into the rhythm of it? I did a show—it’s Wednesday now, I did a show over the weekend and my first set—I was doing, like, 15 minutes. My first set I was like, “Oooh boooy, this is a little…” Not rough, but like, “Oooh, what comes next? Yikes! I don’t know!” And then like the second set I was like much more comfortable and like in the material. So, it just—it’s—yeah, it’s hard. It’s like—I don’t know. I’m sure musicians get rusty. Everyone’s rusty.
jesse
We have even more with Nicole Byer still to come. In case it wasn’t super clear, Nicole is very busy. She even plays Susie’s mom in the upcoming Rugrats reboot. We’ll hear about that after the break. It’s Bullseye, from MaximumFun.org and NPR.
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It’s Bullseye. I’m Jesse Thorn. We’re listening to Tre’vell Anderson interviewing Nicole Byer, host of Nailed It and Wipeout.
tre’vell
You mentioned earlier that for Nailed It, part—I guess this season was done partly in quarantine. Is that—is that right? Or in the last year or so? [Nicole confirms.] How was that—how was it different for you, this go around than, say, the previous seasons?
nicole
Weeell, I didn’t go near the contestants. There was six—we were six feet apart. I pitched—I was like, “Yo. Lemme get in a hamster ball so I can talk to the contestants.” And that did not happen. Then I was like, “Yo. Lemme come out of the ceiling, six feet away, and talk to them in a shield.” And they were like, “No?” And I was like, “Okay.” But [laughs] it’s hard to like come up with funny, creative things when you’re like in the midst of a production and you have to do, you know, a ton of COVID testing and COVID protocols and make sure everything’s clean and handwashing stations. You know? Dressed in all your PPE. It’s nerve-wracking and a little [chuckle]—it’s tough! It was tough. And then like I interact with Wes and the camera operators and that’s hard to do in a mask. So, yeah. It was just—it was a different experience for me. Very, very different.
tre’vell
Mm-hm. I—yeah, I will say—having watched some of the episodes of Nailed It—that it doesn’t—it doesn’t feel any different than previous seasons. Like, it’s still funny. It’s still engaging. And I think what you all were able to do, even with the distance and the social distancing and all of that, it still—it still is that good, easy viewing, something you can throw on TV and just recognize hours later that you’ve been watching Nailed It for five hours. [They chuckle.] And it’s—and it’s really good. So, kudos to you all for still, I think, delivering something despite, you know, the foolishness we’ve all been dealing with. [Nicole thanks them.] I wanna ask about Wes, as one of your people you interact with on the show. Those are some of my favorite moments. Could you tell the people a little bit about who Wes is, if they’re not watching Nailed It, and the relationship that kind of unfolds throughout the episodes?
nicole
Sure. Wes is the first AD, so he’s the assistant director. The director and EPs—the executive producers—are all in video village. That’s where everyone’s watching the monitors and watching everything happen. So, they’re pretty far away from me. So, they can’t give me direction from there. So, Wes is the one who’s directing me essentially. So, Wes is like in charge. And I guess it was the first episode, we hadn’t fully figured out who was bringing out the trophy, if the trophy was just gonna appear, and then one of the EPs was like, “Wes will bring it out.” And then I was like [chuckling] since he is the AD, he’s the one who’s like, “We’re rolling. Go for it.” So, he like wasn’t there to tell me to go for it. So, I was like, “Go for it? Like go?” [Tre’vell chuckles.] And I wear an earpiece, and nobody was answering me, so I was just like, [calling out] “Wes?” And then it’s now become like a running gag. I call for him and he comes out with the trophy and then, I don’t know. I like to push the envelope. I like to just see like how much can I do? What—like, we have PAs. I want lasagna. [They laugh.] So, then it seems like Wes is like going to like run me errands and stuff. Honestly, I categorize our relationship as, like, I am the little sister he never asked for.
tre’vell
[Laughs.] Before we kind of switch gears and talk about one of your other projects, I did wanna ask. Some of the stuff that the folks create on Nailed It does not look appealing, does not look appetizing, and yet I feel like every single thing I see you all taste—even if it’s just like a little nibble—have you ever said, “Oh, I’m not eating that. I saw how you made it.”
nicole
Nooo. Um. Because… there is producers on the floor watching them, so like everything seemed pretty safe in the COVID era. Also, it’s being heated up and I feel like the one consistent through this pandem-y is like it doesn’t transfer via food. But also, I was like, “I don’t wanna be the show that discovers it does!” But, um. [Tre’vell laughs.] There has been things where I’m like, “I don’t wanna eat that.” But like commit to the bit. Like the bit is we eat weird [censored]. So, it’s like—I don’t know, I’m not—what, am I gonna not eat it? No, I’m gonna eat it. You made it. I’ll eat it. Maybe I’ll spit it out, but I’ll—I will eat it. [Tre’vell laughs.] I will taste it.
tre’vell
Alright, I wanna queue up another clip that we have—one of your other many jobs is you’re hosting the Wipeout reboot, on TBS, with John Cena, Camille Kostek. Here’s a clip from the trailer.
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[Each line is punctuated by cartoonish collision sound effects.] Music: Inspirational music. John Cena (Wipeout): Here’s to the everyday warriors. Nicole: The ones who punch above their weight. John: Those with a dream to conquer the most absurd obstacle course in the world. But what they don’t know is that TBS— Nicole: —has made the course even tougher! Speaker 1: Oh no! Speaker 2: Nooo! Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. Speaker 4: [Warped by slow-mo.] Nooooo! John: Fudge and mustard! Oooh yikes! Nicole: [Laughs.] I hope people start saying that instead of profanity. Oh, fudge and mustard!
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tre’vell
[Laughs.] So, I have to ask how familiar were you with the earlier iteration of the show, before signing on?
nicole
I had never like sat down and watched an episode. I had just seen, like, tons of clips online and I was a very big fan of that. I thought it was very funny. I love watching people fall down. YouTube has some delightful compilations that you can just sit down, get lost in. [Tre’vell laughs.] But yeah, I was like really excited to do it, ‘cause I just thought the—I just think it’s so funny.
tre’vell
Yeah. And we should say, for the listeners, Wipeout—it’s basically, right, this like huge obstacle course that has a number of different ways in which people could potentially injure themselves. And—[laughs].
nicole
Yeah. It’s like there will be like little pegs coming out of a wall that you have to run through, but as you like leap from peg to peg, there’s something in the wall that like pushes you. So, it’s just an obstacle course really designed for you to not get through it. [They laugh.]
tre’vell
I need to know; did you happen to jump on the obstacle course and try it out yourself?
nicole
So, I asked. I was like, “I would love to do it. Like, our last day I wanna do it.” And Matt—the creator of [chuckling]—very much was like, “No.” And I think another producer was like, “Mayyybe.” This was like over a Zoom call. And then I fell in November. I fell down my stairs and I dislocated my ankle. So, while we were shooting, I was in a medical boot and [chuckles] it was just like, “Well, hard no. You can’t do anything! You have to sit. You don’t even get up. You sit. You cannot get more injured.”
tre’vell
[Laughs.] Help me—help me understand why we think people potentially getting injured, falling off of big red balls, getting accidentally punched in the face by something that juts out of a wall, funny and entertaining.
nicole
I think it’s because it’s like a little bit of escapism. It’s just like this fantasy world where people are doing these big, weird obstacle courses and you’re like, “I could do that! Oooh, maybe I don’t wanna do that! No, I could do that. Oooh, I don’t want to!” You know? Honestly, between like gleefulness and like horror and it’s just—I don’t know. It’s just funny to watch people fall down. I think it’s truly as simple as that.
tre’vell
I see different things happening and I’m like, “Oh, that’s probably a concussion, there.” Or, “You’re going to feel that in the morning and next week, as well.” [They laugh.] It just—and I say that as somebody who’s super like not physical at all. I barely want to, you know, walk around the block. And I’m just like—I know that person’s going to be super sore from that. But one of the beauties, I think, also of what I’ve seen thus far of the show is this way that you—even from that clip we just—we just heard, I mean, you talked about this earlier. Your style of comedy—you know, retrofitting for this type of show, you get—it can be a little, you know, blue. But like still family friendly in a really interesting way. And I can tell, like, when you’re untethered, I know. I’ve seen—I’ve seen some of your shows. You can let loose with the best of them. But there’s this unique balance that I think you find to ensure that anybody could really, you know, watch Nailed It or watch Wipeout. Could you talk to me about finding and perfecting that balance?
nicole
Yeeeah! Well, on Nailed It, the only like scripted thing is me explaining the challenges. Everything else is like, “Whatever!” And then like when we’re critiquing—I used to do this more so than now, just ‘cause like now people know the show and it’s like, “Oh my god! The woman my daughter loves is like looking at my cake being like, ‘What the [censored] is this?!’” So, it was like I reign it in a little bit more now, but in the beginning, I would like say—I do work pretty like dirty, like—you’re not gonna see a set where I don’t talk about being horny or like my [censored] if you see me live. So, I kind of go very blue, go very much like, “You can’t air this,” and then work my way backwards to like, “Okay. Here’s like a less dirty version. Here’s a very clean version.” And then editing! Editors are great! [Tre’vell laughs.] Editors, they make the show.
tre’vell
Is there a moment from filming Wipeout that like just sticks out to you as being particularly memorable for you?
nicole
Yeah, there was this one man. I wish I could remember his name. He said it so many times; maybe it was Dan? I don’t remember. But he just didn’t do it. He just stood there the whole time and would like pretend to do it? Like, he would like, “Euugh!” And then he’d go, “No.” And he’d go, “Euugh!” And then no. And then I was like, “I get it. Like you have to get on this spinning thing, hold onto it. You’ll be upside-down. You have to climb to the middle.” Like it was a lot, you know? [Tre’vell chuckles.] But I was truly like, “So, we’re just gonna let this man stand here? For as long as this man wants to? Oh, okay.”
tre’vell
[Laughs.] And what about working with John Cena and then the person who’s in, like, the—what is it? On the ground reporter role, from the originals? Camille? What’s it like working with them as well?
nicole
I mean, John is a true joy, a delight. Also, very funny. So, like I get to work with two different men who are not comedians by trade who are just naturally funny. And John Cena is—he’s naturally funny. He’s charismatic. He’s a consummate professional. Yeah, it was just really delightful to work with him. He’s easy to banter with. He’s—yeah, I really just like him. [Laughs.] Like, he’s giving me good advice ‘cause we’ve got like—we’ve had a lot of like downtime in between setups and whatnot. So, it’s just like having like real conversations with him and it’s just like, “Oh, yeah, you’re like way more than this persona that you have.” ‘Cause at first I was like, “Okay, I don’t—does he like me?” And then like after two or three days I was like, “Oh! Okay! I get you. I think—I think I get you?” So, yeah. [Tre’vell laughs.] I—working with him is really awesome. And Camille is delightful. I haven’t had much interaction with her because she’s down with the contestants and we are away from the contestants. So—but honestly, the few interactions we’ve had, she’s been truly so nice.
jesse
It’s Bullseye. I’m Jesse Thorn. Our guest is the great Nicole Byer.
tre’vell
Now, you mentioned earlier—I’m making another pivot to one of your other jobs, and that is you have like 12 podcasts. [Nicole laughs.] And I wanna go through each of them so that, like, folks listening know the different bits that they can get about you and your life and whoever your co-host is for each of them. Let’s start with Why Won’t You Date Me. Tell the people about that podcast.
nicole
So, Why Won’t You Date Me is like my first podcast and so it’s—in its inception, it was like, “Ooh, I’m gonna interview like people I’ve like hooked up with and my friends and we’ll talk about love and my dates and whatever.” And it’s evolved to so much more, now. Now—I mean, like I haven’t been dating during the pandemic. I just—I’ve said it 100 times, I won’t die for mediocre [censored]. I’m not doing it. [Tre’vell laughs.] But yeah. It’s like I’ve just gotten to explore a lot of like really interesting things over the last year. Like I’ve had some sex workers on, sex worker advocates who’ve been working for rights for sex workers, because like—say strippers, like they have such [censored] work environments that it’s like mindboggling. I’ve gotten to talk to full-service sex workers. Like it’s just been like really interesting. I’ve talked to activists and then also like I do, you know, ask them about their dating lives. Yeah, it’s really fun. So, like the older stuff is very much like I’m traveling, I’m hooking up with people, I’m talking about sex and like having it and having a great time. And now it’s just like, “Alright. I’m old. Still alone. And I can’t leave my home and I’m the [censored] I’ve ever been! Would you like to listen to thaaat?” [Tre’vell laughs.] But I do have a good time on it.
tre’vell
And then you also have Best Friends with Sasheer.
nicole
Yes, Sasheer Zamata. She’s been my dear friend for—I wanna say ten years. She, at this—she’s probably like, “No, that’s not right.” She knows all of it. [Laughs.] But it’s like really silly. Yeah, it’s just like us exploring our friendship, just chitchatting, catching up, ‘cause like we’re both little busy bees. One episode I found out that I’m not [chuckles] the height I thought I was. ‘Cause I accused her of lying about her height because I—we always thought we were the same height, but in pictures I’m shorter. So, I was like, “You’re the liar.” And she was like, “No. Nicole, you’re smaller.” And I was like, “No!” Then I measured myself and I was like, “Oh no, my whole life has been a lie.” [Tre’vell laughs.] So, it’s like very dumb [censored] like that. We tee-hee-hee and have a very nice time.
tre’vell
Love that as well. I listen to that one, personally. [Nicole thanks them.] 90 Day Bae.
nicole
Yeah, so me and my friend, Marcy Jarreau, both love 90 Day Fiancé. 90 Day Fiancé has turned into the 90 Day Universe. There’s Before the 90 Days, 90 Days the Other Way, 90 Day Diaries, 90 Day Bares All, 90 Day: The Single Life, 90 Day Love Games. There’s so—Darcey and Stacey’s a spinoff, The Family Chantel’s another spinoff. We watched them all and we were like talking about it for—it was like an hour and a half or something. And I think I said to her I was like, “We should do a podcast about it!” And she said, “Oh, okay. Let’s do it!” And she was like, “Well, you have so many.” And I was like, “But I’m watching it anyway. So, why not just take an hour out of my week and record it?” So, we started a Patreon, and it is $5 a month, but you can share the RSS feed with a friend. And if you do that, it’s $2.50 a month. And you get a third friend, it gets even cheaper. You got five friends? That’s $1 a month. And then like Patreon has also been like, “Yeah! You can do that.” So, I don’t think I’m doing anything wrong. I don’t think they’re gonna come for me. But yeah, it’s a very fun time. I just love 90 Day, my god.
tre’vell
I feel like 90 Day Fiancé is also one of those shows that a lot of people have been watching in the pandemic. Like just binging because it is something that like pulls you in and there are so many different versions and spinoffs of it. And so, I know a lot of people really enjoy 90 Day. And then I think Newcomers is your last one.
nicole
Yes. So, me and Lauren Lapkus—neither one of us had seen Star Wars. And I guess she had said on a podcast and then some—and she was like promoting the podcast on Twitter and someone tweeted, “Nicole Byer’s never seen Star Wars either. You guys should watch it as a podcast.” So, I think Lauren texted me or I texted Lauren, and I was like, “Let’s [censored] do this!” So, then we pitched it and then we went with Headgum and we watched almost every piece of Star Wars in the first season. And oh boy, after the first episode we were like, “We made a grave mistake.” [Tre’vell laughs.] Because the first Star Wars movie—no one tells you—is not like a modern-day action movie. It’s more like an indie with some action. Long shots of the desert. They say, “We’ll be there in 30 minutes.” It takes them 30 minutes to get there. I’m like, “It doesn’t have to be in real-time, George. What are you doing?!” So, then the second season we did Lord of the Rings. I—no shade to people who like Lord of the Rings, but like rethink your choices. Like what? It’s so boring. And now we’re exploring the original MCU, the Medea Cinematic Universe, [laughing] and we’re watching Tyler Perry movies! And I’ve learned so much about the man that I didn’t [censored] know. Also, his movies are wild. But fun. So, like we’re finally having fun. [Laughs.] And some of our listeners are like, [angrily] “This is not what I signed up for! I signed up for women suffering!” And, uh— [They laugh.] We’ll probably come back with another season of like the other MCU and [censored] get through that.
tre’vell
I love that you all are going through Tyler Perry movies. My small suggestion? The plays are a lot better.
nicole
That’s what people keep saying. I saw a play growing up; I don’t remember any of it other than a joke where a woman is wearing a green dress and someone says, “You look like a can—of Sprite!” And the crowd erupted, and I was like, “Huh.” [Tre’vell laughs.] “Huh. Huuuh.” [Yawns.]
tre’vell
I believe that’s Dairy of a Mad Black Woman, the play.
nicole
Oh, that’s so funny that you—
tre’vell
I consider myself ironically to be a Tyler Perry historian. I grew up on the plays, in particular. And then now Tyler Perry has this whole empire.
nicole
Do you know much about his personal life?
tre’vell
I wish! I don’t. You know, Tyler Perry’s very—a very quiet and like—I don’t wanna say secretive, but like doesn’t like broadcasting a lot of that information.
nicole
No, but like we did a quick google and found out that he had—he had a partner for like ten years and has a kid!
tre’vell
Oh, yeah. I knew that.
nicole
Do you know the kid’s name?
tre’vell
No.
nicole
I think it’s Aman, but it’s spelled A-M-A-N. So, I like to say, “A Man, Tyler Perry.” That’s child’s middle name is Tyler Perry. Or his last name is Perry. And I was like, “That’s so funny that he truly named his child, [brightly] “A Man! Tyler Perry!” And I was like, [struggling for words], “This man’s funny.” Medea’s so [censored] funny. [Tre’vell agrees.] I didn’t know! There’s this scene in Diary of a Mad Black Woman where he’s using a calculator that Lauren and I could not stop talking about. He’s just like bashing it with his hands and his titties are flopping and it’s—it’s—it’s a simple joke. It is such a simple joke, but he commits and it’s so funny. I truly just hope—like, people have been a little, like, “Ugh, why are you doing this?! Da-da-da-da.” I just hope like we open Tyler Perry up to other people. ‘Cause like I hadn’t seen them! And I’m like—I’m sure our audience hasn’t seen them [trailing off].
tre’vell
They White.
nicole
So, yeah. I just like—I don’t know.
tre’vell
I did not expect to be talking about Tyler Perry plays and movies with Nicole Byer on Bullseye, today. But there you go.
nicole
Here we are!
tre’vell
We were just talking about your four podcasts that you’re doing. My question is why podcasts? Like what about the podcast medium is attractive to you and makes you want to keep doing them?
nicole
Why not?
tre’vell
Good question. Good answer.
nicole
I don’t know! It’s a way to—I mean, Why Won’t You Date Me—I come up with a lot of material from that. So, my manager—I love him so much. Joel is truly incredible. He listens to it. It’s so funny. I had a manager prior who I was like, “Just listen to it. I think it’s good.” And he never would. But Joel listens to every episode and he’ll be like, “Nicole, this little nugget that you said is good for a joke. You should try to turn that into a joke.” And then I’ll work on it and then I’ll be like, “Oh, I have like a five-minute bit on this now.” So, it is a way to like work out jokes before you get onstage even. Also, it’s fun. It’s fun to watch 90 Day and, you know, talk about it with a friend. It’s fun to watch movies and talk about it with Lauren. It’s been like really nice to just like connect with friends. Yeah, it’s over Zoom. Yes, it’s work. But like it’s nice to just see them. Yeah. I don’t know. Why not? Why not do it?
jesse
We’ll wrap up with Nicole Byer after a short break. Stay with us! It’s Bullseye, from MaximumFun.org and NPR.
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jesse
Welcome back to Bullseye. I’m Jesse Thorn. If you’re just joining us, our guest is the great Nicole Byer. She’s a comic, a podcaster, and a TV host. She’s currently up for her third Emmy for the cake-based disaster game show Nailed It. She’s being interviewed by our correspondent, Tre’vell Anderson, host of the Maximum Fun podcast FANTI.
tre’vell
The last category of stuff I wanna ask you about is just like a lot of the acting opportunities that you have done. You’ve done a lot of voicework, in terms of like voicing different characters. And the one that sticks out to me—I was on your IMDb page, which is extensive if I do say so myself. A little birdie named IMDb told me that you are going to be the voice of Susie’s mom on Rugrats.
nicole
Yeeees!
tre’vell
I think that’s amazing.
nicole
Thank you! I was so excited. Like I went in for the audition and I was just like, “This is so iconic. I don’t know if they’re gonna go with me.” And then they ended up going with me! And it was so nice!
tre’vell
I love that and I feel like—I feel like Black folks, we love Susie on the Rugrats, in particular. [Nicole chuckles.] There’s a gif of Susie that’s just like the blank stare, the blank blink situation that I use all the time. And I love to know now that I’m going to hear your voice on Rugrats! What of your—of your projects and the types of characters that you’ve voiced—what character sticks out in your mind as like, “Oh, I really loved that opportunity.”
nicole
I mean, I really do love Lucy. I think she’s like no-nonsense. She’s fun. But I do this voice on Big City Greens called—the character’s called Andromeda. And she’s just like an ornery little, purple girl and she’s a conspiracy theorist and I get to like scream and I get to go pretty big and broad with her, which is so much fun. Honestly, like I don’t—the voiceover world is just—it’s fun. It’s a lot of fun.
tre’vell
I love that. And now, between Nailed It and Wipeout and the voicework and the other acting work that you’re doing, your four podcasts, I’m wondering just like what do you hope is like the through line between all of the different projects that you do, in terms of audience members and what they’re seeing and getting from you?
nicole
I hope—I hope I’m funny. I hope that you laugh. I hope you forget about like maybe something that’s bothering you that day. Yeah. I hope to just like bring you joy.
tre’vell
I—that’s—I say “I love that” a lot, but I think we don’t—we don’t talk about joy enough. We don’t talk about escaping the foolishness in our world and I think you’re right that comedy can be one of those tools, in particular. Particularly for, you know, folks who come from various marginalized and oppressed communities. Sometimes you just need to throw something on and laugh to get through it.
nicole
Yeah. Also, I hope that like another little fat girl, little fat, Black girl who sounds like me, goes, “Oh. I don’t have to sound a certain type of way. She sounds the way she sounds. I sound the way I sound. I can be an actress too.” So. Yeah. I just—and I hope I open the door for some more little fatties to roll on in. Waddle on in!
tre’vell
I was going to ask, you know, who are some of your—you know, those comedic reference points that you always go back to over and over when you’re looking to laugh, when you’re looking to—for various points of inspiration?
nicole
When I’m looking to laugh and like feel comfort—‘cause that’s a thing for me. I like—I like watching the same things again ‘cause it’s comforting. I watch Death Becomes Her, My Cousin Vinny, Sister Act, The Associate, Ghost. One of those. One of those movies. Marisa Tomei, in My Cousin Vinny, is so funny. And when I was little, I was like, “Oh, she’s a lady who’s into cars! I like cars.” So, honestly like the older I get the more I’m like, “Oh, representation is so [censored] important.” Because like maybe if I didn’t see Marisa Tomei I’d be like, “Oh, cars are for boys. They’re stupid.” Or whatever. [Tre’vell chuckles.] And then Ghost—every scene Whoopi Goldberg is in is a perfect comedy bit. It’s—like every scene she’s in has like a full game. She’s playing it. And she—and like the performance is nuanced and really just amazing. And then The Associate—big premise movie. Many people haven’t seen it. I love it so much. I think it’s great. Also, Eddie. Doesn’t stream anywhere, but it’s one of my favorite movies. In Eddie, Whoopie Goldberg is a limo driver who becomes the head coach of the [in an exaggerated New York accent] New York Knickerbockers! Owned by Frank Langella! [They laugh.] And—[cackles] and it’s—[wheezes] it’s so good! And I don’t know why it doesn’t stream anywhere! Also, Made in America’s a perfect movie, with Ted Danson and Whoopi. That’s perfect. There’s like an elephant scene in the middle of the road that you were like, “Nobody would greenlight this now!” Uh yeah. I just—I love it.
tre’vell
My—I think that I just want to wrap up by saying you’re hilarious and I think everyone should check out all of the many things that you’re doing and that you have coming down the line. Is there something that I didn’t ask you about that you wanna plug really quickly?
nicole
No, that’s it! For now, I’ve got my podcasts, Wipeout, Nailed It. And then, in the fall, I’ll have a show on NBC that I’m very excited about.
tre’vell
Nicole Byer, thanks so much for joining us.
nicole
Thank you so much for having me!
jesse
Nicole Byer, from last year. You can watch all seven seasons of Nailed It on Netflix and find out if she’ll finally get that Emmy in September. Thanks to Tre’vell Anderson for interviewing her. They’re the host of the great podcast FANTI, here on Maximum Fun. On that show, along with co-host Jarrett Hill, they take a look at some of our problematic faves and how to enjoy the complicated age of culture in which we live today.
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jesse
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