Ross and Carrie Get Gorgeouspil: Immortal Alex Chiu Edition

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NEW EPISODE! Ross and Carrie, sick and tired of being moderately gorgeous, finally take the next step in bettering themselves, by following Alex Chiu's regimen of reverse-aging products, including Gorgeouspil, Immortality Foot Clamps, and Immortality Rings. By day two, they should look 30% more gorgeous, and by the end of the month, should be "as gorgeous as a super model" and on their way to immortality. Best $100 ever spent? You be the judge.

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maybe higher on the danger rating

Turmeric, in doses like this, might actually not be too safe. People are studying its medicinal uses, but the effects are perhaps too many. It's an nsaid, it makes you produce lots of bile, lowers cholesterol, is a serotonin reuptake inhibitor, it is a vasodilator, can cause
mania, and can stop one's menstrual cycle. Better to only have as much as one would normally put in food. It isn't a good idea for people with gall bladder disease. It might also interact with other medications.