Episode 68: The Cluck Stops Here

Episode 68

25th July 2012

Lauren foresees a Green-Acres type situation for her new suburban backyard, but her husband’s vision differs.

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Lauren brings the case against her husband Jon. The couple just moved to the surburbs, and Lauren envisions the perfect addition to their new big backyard: chickens! She says she’ll take care of them and they both will benefit from the fresh eggs and bug control. Jon worries that they’ll become too much work. Is Lauren playing chicken? Only one man can decide.

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From Lauren
“Attached are some pictures I would like to present as evidence for my case.
1. A picture of a Rhode Island Red hen, the kind of (adorable) chicken I would like to have.
2. A picture of a RIR rooster and hen wearing a bow tie and necklace. While I’m sure the bailiff and judge will appreciate this picture for how silly it is, I’m only using it to prove the good-natured dispositions of these birds. My own cat would not tolerate that kind of nonsense.
3. The last picture is of a back yard-sized chicken coop that is easily purchased, put together and will comfortably house 2-3 full sized chickens and not be an eye-sore in the yard.”



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