Episode 799: Dozing Arguments

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Johnny brings the case against his wife, Alie. Alie loves hanging out with Johnny so much, she wants to stay next to him on the couch – even after she’s fallen asleep. Johnny says, quality time involves TWO awake partners. Johnny wants Alie to go to bed when she’s sleepy, because he wants to enjoy his alone time in actual solitude. Alie just loves sleeping on the couch! Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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Evidence From DOZING ARGUMENTS

Zep in a blanket

A large dog and average sized person sleeping in a human bed

Zep and Alie in bed

A woman lying in bed cuddling a large dog

Zep and Alie

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Episode 799: Dozing Arguments

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Episode 799