Episode 731: Butt Pics & Smart Dogs with Janet Varney

Episode 427

23rd July 2025

It’s time to clear the docket and Friend of the Court Janet Varney is here to help us! Cases on butt pics, assigned seating, and more!

Episode notes

It’s time to clear the docket and Friend of the Court Janet Varney is here to help us! Is the bathroom a good place for a portrait of your own butt? If you’re at a sporting event, can you move to a better section if no one is sitting there? Judgments to these and more!

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