Episode 692: Junk, and this Quarterly

Episode notes

How many dog magazines are TOO MANY dog magazines to have stacked next to the toilet? Simon brings his wife, Liz, to court to find out! Simon says that Liz’s stack of veterinary medical journals next to the toilet needs to GO. She says that she is going to read them… EVENTUALLY! Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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Evidence for JUNK, AND THIS QUARTERLY

A stack of magazines next to a toilet that is so high, it reaches the bottom of the bowl.

The pile of JAVMAs

A page inside a veterinary medical journal depicting a german shepherd and a bowel movement.

The page that the top JAVMA was opened to. If you were Simon, would you call this passive aggressive?

A bathroom counter completely covered in products on every square inch.

Simon and Liz's bathroom pile, which Simon believes is a purposeful pile

Another purposeful pile in the closet

A shelf of plastic food storage containers and lids, with zero organization

The pantry pile with a purpose

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John Hodgman

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Jesse Thorn

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Jennifer Marmor

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Daniel Arón Speer

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Episode 692: Junk, and this Quarterly

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Episode 692