Episode 475: You Can’t Acquit With Us

Episode notes

Stephanie files suit against her younger sister Ashley. As kids, they both created clubs with their friends and excluded each other. Stephanie believes that Ashley started her club first, excluding Stephanie and sparking this years’ long dispute. Ashley disagrees. Stephanie would now like to be retroactively inducted into Ashley’s childhood club. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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Evidence from You Can't Acquit With Us

a yellow pog tube container and a pile of loose pogs next to it

Lacey's pogs

Lacey's pogs

A dog sleeping on its back in a papasan chair

Stephanie's dog, Riley

a dog sleeping on its back with its legs in the air

Stephanie's dog, Riley

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