The Flop House

The Flop House is a bi-monthly audio podcast, devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film just before each episode, and then engage in an unscripted, slightly inebriated discussion, focusing on the movie's shortcomings and occasional delights.

The Flop House: Episode #230 - Monster Trucks

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We discuss the movie based on a not-really pun, Monster Trucks. Meanwhile Elliott talks about Love in an Elevator for waaay too long, Stu asks some Saved by the Bell questions, Dan’s penis habits are described at length, and we’re all sorry about the technical problems in this episode.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Void
The Purge: Election Year
Creed

The Flop House: Episode #229 - Assassin's Creed

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We discuss the movie made up entirely of video game cutscenes, Assassin’s Creed. Meanwhile Elliott does the classic “apple bit,” we hear another one of Stu’s goofs and bloops, and Dan’s sick voice is all gravely and such.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Suddenly!
The Music Room
Critters 2

The Flop House: Episode #228 - Collateral Beauty

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We discuss Will Smith’s spiritual sequel to Seven Pounds, Collateral Beauty. Meanwhile, Stu unveils his hot new nickname, Elliott tries to get Keira Knightly’s attention, and the less said about Dan in this episode, the better.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Wonder Boys
Get Out
Promise

The Flop House: Episode #227 - 1941

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John Hodgman

An extra-special bonus episode for the MaxFun Drive, where we’re joined by Mr. John Hodgman to talk about Steven Spielberg’s legendary flop 1941.

Movies recommended in this episode:

I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Manborg
The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek

The Flop House: Episode #226 - Max Steel

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We discuss a movie from last year that flopped so badly that Elliott refuses to believe it exists: Max Steel. Meanwhile Dan sings a Carmen Sandiego duet, Stuart gives his fish-based SNL audition, and Elliott texts a lot.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Neon Demon
The Devils
The Lobster

The Flop House: Episode #225 - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings

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Why is this movie not in Smalltember? Well, Stu said he wanted to watch Max Magician for his birthday, and we all said “fuck it.” Meanwhile Dan doesn’t know which corpse to punch, Elliott suggests an alternate course for Teen Wolf, and Stu has no pants.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Moonlight
The Edge of Seventeen
Lost Soul
My Night at Maud’s

The Flop House: Episode #223 - The Last Witch Hunter

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We discuss The Last Witch Hunter. All other witch hunters presumably having been herded into the sea by the Red Bull. Meanwhile Meanwhile Elliott explains man-witches, Dan looks to an extreme James Bond to save a wounded nation, and Stuart is obsessed with billiards.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Help
Session 9
I Married a Witch

The Flop House: Episode #218 - Nine Lives

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Kevin Spacey as a cat sounds just purrrrfect (TM) for the Flop House, so we watched Nine Lives. Meanwhile, Stuart tells of his adventures with Kirsten Dunst, Dan suggests a terrible new method of shooting porn, and Elliott tells an offensive phone book joke.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Waxwork II: Lost in Time
Losing Ground
Encounters at the End of the World

The Flop House: Episode #216 - The Gallows

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On this final SHOCKTOBER episode we discuss the noose-is-loose would-be chiller The Gallows. Meanwhile, Elliott somehow weasels his way out of doing a Muppet voice, Stuart reveals Dick Tracy’s bias against the disabled, and Dan somehow doesn’t let the movie’s plotting make his head explode.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Handmaiden
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
Lemora: A Child’s Tale of the Supernatural

The Flop House: Episode #213 - Christian Mingle

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Smalltember/vember continues! On this episode we discuss the feature length ad for a dating website and for God, Christian Mingle. and Stuart explains how to find cartoon porn, Dan checks his website privilege, and Elliott "Weekend at Bernies"es someone very close to him.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Mustang
The Duke of Burgundy
Hard Target 2