The Flop House

The Flop House is a bi-monthly audio podcast, devoted to the worst in recent film. Your hosts (Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy, and Stuart Wellington) watch a questionable film just before each episode, and then engage in an unscripted, slightly inebriated discussion, focusing on the movie's shortcomings and occasional delights.

The Flop House: Episode #234 - The Accountant

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It’s the movie that thinks autism is the secret to becoming a John Wick-style super-killer, The Accountant. Meanwhile Elliott details Randy Newman’s difficulty with dirty rhymes, Dan exhausts his knowledge of Zurich, Stuart hates Cheerios, and we all make some probably ill-advised jokes about the murder of Jean Smart.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
The Blackcoat’s Daughter
The Sympathizer

The Flop House: Episode #232 - A Dog's Purpose

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We watch the dog grief porn A Dog’s Purpose. Meanwhile Dan gets to the bottom of a Lassie mystery, Stuart gives us a hall pass, and Elliott masturbates to rhymes. Apologies for the audio that makes it sound like Stuart is in the other room. We have no idea how that happened.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Hounds of Love
20th Century Women

The Flop House Live at The Bell House

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Date: 
06/06/2017 - 22:00 - 06/09/2017 - 23:00
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City: 
New York
Venue Name: 
The Bell House

Live podcast taping at The Bell House in Brooklyn. Doors 9:30 for a 10pm show. Tickets $15. http://www.thebellhouseny.com/event/1481671-flop-house-brooklyn

The Flop House: Episode #231 - Mother's Day

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Guests: 
Paul Sabourin

Just in time for Mother’s Day we discuss Mother’s Day. Let it never to be said that we don’t have our finger on the pulse of the zeitgeist. Meanwhile master of impressions Dan returns, Elliott sells branded Timothy Olyphant pants, Stu explains tattoo reveals, and Paul Sabourin from Paul and Storm guests.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Resolution
Colossal
Topsy-Turvy
Train to Busan
Bad Moms

The Flop House: Episode #230 - Monster Trucks

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We discuss the movie based on a not-really pun, Monster Trucks. Meanwhile Elliott talks about Love in an Elevator for waaay too long, Stu asks some Saved by the Bell questions, Dan’s penis habits are described at length, and we’re all sorry about the technical problems in this episode.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Void
The Purge: Election Year
Creed

The Flop House: Episode #229 - Assassin's Creed

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We discuss the movie made up entirely of video game cutscenes, Assassin’s Creed. Meanwhile Elliott does the classic “apple bit,” we hear another one of Stu’s goofs and bloops, and Dan’s sick voice is all gravely and such.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Suddenly!
The Music Room
Critters 2

The Flop House: Episode #228 - Collateral Beauty

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We discuss Will Smith’s spiritual sequel to Seven Pounds, Collateral Beauty. Meanwhile, Stu unveils his hot new nickname, Elliott tries to get Keira Knightly’s attention, and the less said about Dan in this episode, the better.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Wonder Boys
Get Out
Promise

The Flop House: Episode #227 - 1941

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The Flop House
Guests: 
John Hodgman

An extra-special bonus episode for the MaxFun Drive, where we’re joined by Mr. John Hodgman to talk about Steven Spielberg’s legendary flop 1941.

Movies recommended in this episode:

I Wanna Hold Your Hand
Manborg
The Miracle of Morgan’s Creek

The Flop House: Episode #226 - Max Steel

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We discuss a movie from last year that flopped so badly that Elliott refuses to believe it exists: Max Steel. Meanwhile Dan sings a Carmen Sandiego duet, Stuart gives his fish-based SNL audition, and Elliott texts a lot.

Movies recommended in this episode:

The Neon Demon
The Devils
The Lobster

The Flop House: Episode #225 - Max Magician and the Legend of the Rings

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Why is this movie not in Smalltember? Well, Stu said he wanted to watch Max Magician for his birthday, and we all said “fuck it.” Meanwhile Dan doesn’t know which corpse to punch, Elliott suggests an alternate course for Teen Wolf, and Stu has no pants.

Movies recommended in this episode:

Moonlight
The Edge of Seventeen
Lost Soul
My Night at Maud’s