TRANSCRIPT The Greatest Generation Ep 335: Miracle Measuring Contest (DS9 S7E9)

When Colonel Kira is spirited away to Empok Nor, she finds Gul Dukat has become the leader of a Pah Wraith-worshiping religious cult. But when the birth of a child there reveals suspicious parentage, his followers will have to decide if it’s a miracle, or one spoon that hasn’t fallen far from the tray.

Podcast: The Greatest Generation

Episode number: 335

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The Greatest Generation is a comedy podcast about Star Trek, beloved by everyone from people who’ve never seen an episode to hardcore nerds who are fluent in Klingon.

Once a week Benjamin Ahr Harrison and Adam Pranica watch an episode of Star Trek and tell you what’s great, what’s bad, and what’s hilarious about the show they grew up loving, and still do. It’s a little bit nerdy, a lot filthy, and exposes some of Adam and Ben’s most embarrassing stories from their dorky childhoods.

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