6 PM: Eat dinner — MMMM spinach pizza!
7 PM: Hey, I’ve got an old SNL with musical guest Randy Newman and hosts Steve Martin, Chevy Chase and Martin Short!
8 PM: SNL was always a little slow and very hit-and-miss. That’s OK, it’s a hard show to make!
9 PM: After Valentine’s day, candy is cheap. How many tiny boxes of Nerds can I eat in one night?
9:20 PM: My tongue hurts!
10 PM: I’m sleepy. I’m going to get in bed and finish Ben Karlin’s book.
10:45 PM: I’m going to sleep.
That concludes our second annual Oscars ™ live blog! I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.