The microwave popcorn industry is a hustle.
Here’s how to make popcorn in your microwave:
Go to the store, and spend a dollar to buy a thing of brown paper lunchbags. Also buy a bag of popcorn.
Put a handful of popcorn in the bag, and add a little canola oil if you want (if you don’t have spray canola, you can toss the kernels in a bit of canola before you put them in the bag). Fold over the top of the bag. Put it in the microwave, and microwave it for about two minutes (depends on your microwave).
You now have popcorn to eat, which is a healthy and tasty snack. And if you want, you can put weird shit on it like mustard powder or real butter or whatever you like.
And it’ll cost like ten cents a “pop.”
THAT’S A HOUSEHOLD POWER TIP, FOLKS.