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Football Halftime

Posted by Maximum Fun on 23rd January 2007

“OK, guys. Something happened out there. You ran a lot, and sometimes you threw and caught the ball. Anyway, somehow we wound up being down by 28 points. And that’s not good. Even I know that. That’s four touchdowns. Or maybe it’s four touchdowns and four kicks. I think you only get 6 points for a touchdown and then you have to kick the ball. And you probably have to kick it from a certain distance. I don’t know. But listen. Here’s the thing. You guys have got to do better in the second half. Because there are only two halves. The halves are about 30 minutes long, and there is a halftime show, sometimes with John Fogerty.”

A FOOTBALL HALFTIME PEP TALK GIVEN BY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT FOOTBALL—NAMELY, ME. BY WENDY MOLYNEUX

via Elephant Larry