MaxFunDrive 2026 Keychain Image Descriptions | Maximum Fun

Here are the MaxFunDrive 2025 pins (with image descriptions in the captions)!

: Network Pin: The MaxFunDrive 2026 mascot (an anthropomorphized old-fashioned microphone, smiling and wearing a backwards baseball cap). Text beneath him says “Maximum Fun”.

: Adventure Zone: A yellow “caution” road sign, with a silhouette of a witch and the text “Doober on Board”.

: Beef and Dairy Network: A growling yellow baby in a wrestling pose, above the text “I fear Talbot”.

: Black People Love Paramore: “I am a Hot Topic” in blue and hot pink text, over a lighter pink background covered in small gold stars.

: Bullseye with Jesse Thorn: “All great keychains have a signature keychain” in dark blue and metallic gold text on a teal background. The Bullseye logo is beneath the text.

: Comfort Creatures: A smiling racoon roasting a marshmallow over an open fire, with the initials “CC” in black metal in the corner.

: Dead Pilots Society: A gold coffin with a green script poking out of it. The script cover reads “Couldabeen by A. Lyst Riter” (Could have been by A-List Writer).

: Depresh Mode: “I’m glad you’re here” in black and white text over a two-tone orange background.

: Dr. Gameshow: Manolo’s face in a scribbled, doodle-like art style on a green background with the text “Dr. Gameshow” in white. The keychain has an oblong, asymmetrical shape.

: E Pluribus Motto: A green squonk (a pig-like cryptid that’s constantly crying). True to form, it is crying, and holding a sign reading “Won’t you please give this squonk a home?”

: Eurovangelists: “EBU” (the European Broadcasting Union) in black text over a tan background. A large red “cancel” symbol crosses out the text.

: Feeling Seen: Three cameras (two blue, one yellow) over a red background. Text spanning across the top and bottom reads “Support independent cinema!”

: The Flop House: A VHS tape with “Good Bad Movie” on the label.

: Free With Ads: A jellyfish over a light green background. Light green and bright red text on the jellyfish reads “Free With Ads”.

: Go Fact Yourself: An oblong keychain with the words “Keychain-shaped keychain” and the Go Fact Yourself logo.

: International Waters: A globe with two sailboats on opposite sides. A red sash across the globe says “International Waters”.

: Jackie and Laurie Show: “Comics are now essential workers” on a design like an announcement sign hanging in a store window.

: Jordan Jesse Go: “King of the dinos” in white text below a smiling blue brontosaurus.

: Judge John Hodgman: A blue gavel with “Judge John Hodgman” in gold text.

: Just the Zoo of Us: “Everything’s coming up isopod” in gold text around a curled-up pillbug (AKA rolly polie, AKA potato bug).

: Let’s Learn Everything: A smiling gold-and-green bee in a simplified, cartoon-y style.

: Maximum Film!: A decoder ring-inspired design that reads “Is this important? Do I care?” on the outer circle and “ITIDIC” on the circle ring.

: Mission to Zyxx: A car shaped like a shark, with the text “Cark Keys” along the side in bright teal text.

: My Brother, My Brother, and Me: “My other car is a big, beautiful, Buick Enclave” above a red Buick Enclave (a mid-size SUV).

: Reading Glasses: “Books keep me sane” above a purple smiley face that has red books for eyes.

: Reading Smut: A Valentine’s Day-style pink candy heart that says “Wish I was Reading Smut”.

: Re:Phrasing: Spy equipment shaped like a squirrel that has a camera for its eye, a satellite dish sticking out of its head, and a microphone in its front paws.

: Sawbones: “Do not put this in your ear” surrounded by small drawings of a pen, a q-tip, a key, a paperclip, a screwdriver, sunglasses, and a pen cap.

: Secret Histories of Nerd Mysteries: A donut-shaped earth with gold text over it that says “SHONM”. Above the earth, blue text says #DoughnutEarth.

: Secretly Incredibly Fascinating: A Chicago White Sox-inspired t-shirt (white, with blue and red stripes) with the text “SIF” on the shirt.

: Shmanners: A beehive-shaped honeypot dripping honey from the top. The label says “Midnight Friendship Honey”.

: Sleeping with Celebrities: A sheep with sunglasses (similar to the show cover art) and the text “Sleepyhead” over a dark blue background.

: Sound Heap: A caricature of an Elton John-looking man and the text “Elty Jom’s Lobberly Sonds!” in white and pink.

: Still Buffering: A pink-and-blue Troll doll with the text “Still Buffering” in a vintage font.

: Stop Podcasting Yourself: A gold-and-black keychain with the text “Kings of BoCo” in bubble letters and a crown on top of the text.

: Tights and Fights: A wrestling championship belt-inspired shape, with the text “Butts and Cats” and emoji-like illustrations of a peach and a white cat face.

: Triple Click: The Triple Click logo (three sets of hands holding video game controllers in a circle around the text “Triple Click”).

: TV Chef Fantasy League: The text “Pot and/or Pan” above a collection of pots and pans over a light orange background.

: Valley Heat: A black, sweatband-wearing octopus and the text “Cephalopods are people”.

: Walkin’ About: A pedestrian crossing sign, altered to have an orange skyscape background and the text “Walkin’ About” on the bottom.

: We Got This with Mark and Hal: “Podcasts should have a keychain! Asked & Answered” on bold white text above a light blue background.

: Wonderful!: A brown briefcase and red necktie (untied) with the text “Big Greg Energy”.