PREPARE FOR BLASTOFF. We’re diving into the details and stats of ALL 30 of the contestants for the upcoming season of The Bachelorette. Will Nick Viall, that milk-fed beauty, find love this time around? Like they always say, the third time’s the charm! And if it isn’t, then fuck it, give ’em a fourth time. Let’s keep throwing this dude-spaghetti at the wall until he sticks.
About the show
The Bachelor is too dangerous a television series to try to watch alone. That’s where Rose Buddies comes in: Media experts Rachel and Griffin McElroy — get this! — watch episodes of The Bachelor family of products, and then — this next part is genius — talk about them on a podcast. They’ll have their erudite analysis ready for you the morning after new episodes of The Bachelor, or The Bachelorette, or Bachelor in Paradise or of whatever other hellspawn is birthed from this franchise’s fertile womb.