Episode notes
Daniel brings the case against his fiancee, Bernadette. They cannot decide what type of yard they will have in their future home. Daniel would like a large, green lawn but Bern thinks that’s too suburban and boring. She prefers a yard full of wildflowers and vegetables.
As mentioned in the episode, here is a video of “Dana Gould as Maurice Evans as Dr. Zaius as Hal Holbrook as Mark Twain” at SF Sketchfest 2012:
And, click here to check out the Des Moines flag!
Thank you to Jennifer Small for suggesting this week’s title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put a call for submissions.
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