Episode 747: There Will Be French Toast With Nick Offerman

Episode 747

12th November 2025

Is ketchup good on French Toast? Nick Offerman is here to help clear the docket and answer this important question!

Episode notes

It’s time to clear the docket and Friend of the Court Nick Offerman(Parks and Recreation, Death By Lightning) is here to help! Should one bring a whole, uncut watermelon to a party? Is polyurethane better than a wood oil finish? Is walnut an overused wood? Nick helps settle these cases and much more, including the question that rocks this Court: IS KETCHUP GOOD ON FRENCH TOAST?

Nick’s newest book Little Woodchucks: Offerman Woodshop’s Guide to Tools and Tomfoolery is out NOW wherever you get books! And you can see him on DEATH BY LIGHTNING now on Netflix.

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  • Nick Offerman

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