Episode 732: Turtle Power Of Attorney

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Kaelyn brings the case against her husband, Adam. In their neighborhood in Virginia there is a roadside sign reminding drivers to SLOW DOWN! Adam says this sign looks like a turtle. Which makes sense, because turtles are slow! Kaelyn says Adam is wrong. This sign is clearly supposed to be a child. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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Evidence from TURTLE POWER OF ATTORNEY

A neon green plastic traffic sign tied to a wooden utility pole that is a figure with a red cap

The sign in question. Child or turtle?

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Episode 732: Turtle Power Of Attorney

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