Episode 725: Persimmon to Approach the Branch

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While on a drive, Vera wanted to stop and pick some persimmons from a random tree. Matt said NO! Since they don’t know the tree owners, those persimmons are FORBIDDEN FRUIT. But Vera really wants those persimmons! They’ve been holding a grudge against Matt ever since. Who’s right? Who’s wrong?

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Evidence From PERSIMMON TO APPROACH THE BRANCH

An orange kitten on a glamor shot style set with a white background and roses on either side of it

Percy's adoption photo

An orange cat standing on a miniature sofa

Percy recently standing on a miniature sofa

An orange bearded dragon wearing a crocheted top hat

Magnus Beardsides, the bearded dragon

A black and white Siamese cat with blue eyes, standing on a wood floor and looking up

Milo, the one non-orange pet in Vera and Matt's household

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Episode 725: Persimmon to Approach the Branch

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Episode 725

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Evidence From PERSIMMON TO APPROACH THE BRANCH