Episode 703: Ocean Spray-beus Corpus in Philly

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Can two frozen cranberry sauces with googly eyes be friends? How long should their freezer friendship last? Julia would like to evict them from her freezer. But her friend, Kristina, says that they have more life in them! Plus: cases about jump scares and Philadelphia transit. Recorded LIVE in Philadelphia!

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Evidence from OCEAN SPRAY-BEUS CORPUS AND MORE

A Jack Skellington figuring peaking behind a corner with the subtitle

The Jack Trap

Two canned cranberry sauces out of cans on a plate, with candy eyes on them. The plate with the sauces is on a table with other Thanksgiving foods

Bob and Barry on their birthday

The same cranberry sauces, now having been frozen with edible glitter on the plate, fake popsicles and a sign that says

Bob and Barry with more decor

The cranberry sauces on a plate, sitting on top of a Rita's Water Ice tub in a freezer

Bob and Barry at home

A calendar with images of sculptures made of cat hair

More friendship jokes with Kristina and Julia

Squishy fidget toys on top of a car dashboard that have melted

More friendship jokes

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Episode 703: Ocean Spray-beus Corpus in Philly

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Episode 703

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Evidence from OCEAN SPRAY-BEUS CORPUS AND MORE