Episode 504: The Maine of Breakfast Cereals

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We are continuing to clear the docket! Disputes about how to pronounce “vegan” and “drawer,” when to clear the snow from the sidewalk, scheduling a Roomba, Cheez-Its vs Cheese Nips, and much more! Plus a new Dracula-related segment!

As mentioned on the show, here’s that video by Carlos Medina, “Are you a Drakula or no??”

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Photos from THE MAINE OF BREAKFAST CEREALS

A smiling 3 year old girl sitting at a kids' sized table, with a lamb stuffy on the other chair. A fairy doll is on a platter in the middle of the table. There appears to be watery red paint smudges all over the table.

Listener Theresa's daughter at Age 3 1/2, having a tea party with Lamby. She is serving "girl" and "blood." Dracula or no? [CONTENT WARNING FOR NEXT SLIDE: gruesome and disturbing special effects makeup]

The same girl as in the previous photo but now aged 13, with disturbing special effects makeup on to look like radiation burns along her nose, forehead, and cheek.

Theresa's daughter at Age 13, with "radiation burn" special effects makeup that she did herself

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Episode 504: The Maine of Breakfast Cereals

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Episode 504

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Photos from THE MAINE OF BREAKFAST CEREALS