Episode 9: Next

Episode notes

In this episode, Colbert Report staff writer Frank Lesser joins us, to see what happens next, in Next (hint: it has something to do with Nicholas Cage’s hair). Meanwhile, Stuart reveals his vulnerability to bullets, Dan describes his super-power, and Frank pitches a romantic comedy built on Next’s charred remains.

0:00 – 0:35 Introduction and theme.

0:36 – 7:42 Our guest host Frank Lesser is introduced, and we indulge in some off-topic discussion of M. Night Shyamalan, and of Heath Ledger’s untimely demise.

7:43 – 33:33 What happens if they make a movie with Nic Cage, Julianne Moore, and Jessica Biel and no-one comes? They name it Next.

33:34 – 38:35 Final judgments.

38:36 – 42:30 The sad bastards recommend.

42:31 – 56:50 A once-proud podcast devolves into a conversation about recent movies, including Juno, I Am Legend, and The Mist.

56:51 – 57:49 Podcasty business, goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.