R. Kelly’s got a new one coming out, and one of the highlights (I’ve heard) is his stirring ballad “Sex Planet.” Here are the lyrics, I will withold all commentary, except to say that I really liked “Ignition (Remix),” and I am opposed to statuatory rape.
Jupiter, Pluto, Venus, and Saturn
I’m leavin Earth, girl, to explore your galaxy
10 to zero, blast off, here we go
We’ll be climaxin til we reach Mercury
I guarantee you’ll like it, it’ll take your breath away
Gonna get you so excited once I taste your Milky Way
So don’t trip, I got a giant rocket
Glidin through, just hittin your pocket
I’m about to take over and touch your soul
Once I enter into your black hooooooooooooooooole
Girl now that you’re next to me, we’ll be just like satellites
Watching over the Earth, we’ll make space our paradise
Girl I promise this will be painless, painless
We’ll take a trip to Planet Uranus, anus
Stick a flaaaag on the moon
First couple to ever make love on Planet Neptuuuuuuuuuuune
And if time allow us, we’ll be gone for hours
I won’t stop until I give you meteor showers
So get ready for liftoff babe
You ready? (yes) Hold on to this, here we go
R minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 3 2 1….
Babe, start our engines
then
blaaaaaaaaaaaaast off!
OOH SAID IT FEELS SO GOOD
WHEN WE blaaaaaaaaaast off
AND MY ROCKET IS SO FULL OF FUEL BABY
YES IT IS