My local police station has the greatest newsletter ever. Here’s an excerpt:
Thursday, May 4, 3:44 pm, Auto Burglary Arrest: Officer Cesena was on patrol in the area of Polk St. and Myrtle St. He has received numerous complaints from victims who have had their cars broken into. While patrolling, Officer Cesena noticed a man leaning into a car through the broken window. This is commonly referred to as a clue. Officer Cesena, recognizing the clue, detained the man and determined that the man did not own the car and had no lawful business in the car. The man was arrested and booked at Northern Police Station. The suspect earned himself a one-way bus ticket back to prison as he was on parole and Parole Agents frown on their parolees committing felonies while under their charge.