BALDWIN: DO NOT FUCK THIS UP FOR ALL OF US.

Posted by Maximum Fun on 25th April 2007

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I know for a fact that Alec Baldwin reads this blog, so I’m just going to write to him directly.

Dear Alec,

Sounds like your family is in a bit of a mess. That happens to the best of us. I’m really sorry your business got leaked to the press, and I hope you straighten things out.

I hear you might quit television.

DON’T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT.

WE HAVE A GOOD THING GOING, ALEC. A GREAT THING EVEN.

IF YOU QUIT 30 ROCK, IT’S OVER FOR US. IT WILL GET CANCELLED, AND I WILL BE REDUCED TO A QUIVERING HEAP OF JELLO.

AGAIN: DON’T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT.

Love,
Jesse