I know for a fact that Alec Baldwin reads this blog, so I’m just going to write to him directly.
Dear Alec,
Sounds like your family is in a bit of a mess. That happens to the best of us. I’m really sorry your business got leaked to the press, and I hope you straighten things out.
I hear you might quit television.
DON’T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT.
WE HAVE A GOOD THING GOING, ALEC. A GREAT THING EVEN.
IF YOU QUIT 30 ROCK, IT’S OVER FOR US. IT WILL GET CANCELLED, AND I WILL BE REDUCED TO A QUIVERING HEAP OF JELLO.
AGAIN: DON’T EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT.
Love,
Jesse