John Hodgman helps you find out the truth.
“I recommend creating a pre-nuptial questionnaire–a list of very personal questions that only your true spouse knows the answer to. You can imagine the sort:
What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Where do you keep your toothbrush?
Why do you keep it there and not put it in the safe like I suggested?
Don’t you think our personal items should be protected by a fireproof safe?
That sort of thing.”