Paul Rust has big plans for this May Day, and they don’t involve Maypoles or the workers of the world:
“May Day” is tomorrow, which if you remember, is that special day when we leave baskets of candy on people’s doorsteps, ring their doorbells, and run away. If we get caught, we get kissed.
Call me wily (Pauly T. Wily), but I got a few tricks up my sleeve for this year’s “May Day.”
Yeah, I’m gonna’ leave some baskets of candy on some doorsteps. And sure, I’m gonna’ ring some doorbells. And hell yes, I will run away – but just one catch: I’m gonna’ run away reeaaaaal slow. I’ll surely be caught!
You see, I wanna’ be kissed!!!