Trader Joe’s Reviews

Posted by Maximum Fun on 4th August 2009

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If you grew up going to “traditional” grocery stores, the myriad of unique products at Trader Joe’s specialty super markets can be a bit perplexing. Lucky for you, I go there 6-9 times a week and I’m happy to share my thoughts on their wide array of comestibles.

Middle Eastern Flat Bread – It costs a bit more than the traditional pita pocket, but send one of these fluffy little buddies on a pre-dip ride in the toaster oven and get ready for a snack time freak-out.

Sugar Plums – I was told that these might be associated with some sort of “fairie”. Well, I don’t usually like to associate with “magic” or “majicks” so when I’m biting into one of these juicy little beauties, I just try to think good, Christian thoughts.

Crumbled Salem Blue Cheese – Eating this food is like a punch in the penis. I mean, like a soft, tender punch from a lover. Like an erotic punch based on trust. This is a positive review.

Banana Nut Crunch Cereal – A real cluster fuck. Of cereal.