Well Erin keeps losing her shit and Bryan quite frankly isn't too surprised. This week, while Sam Smith proclaimed he's the first openly gay guy to win an Oscar, look that up dude, Patricia Arquette is losing jobs for speaking out on equal pay. Makes sense. Pearls on an ankle honey.
That's who you are...The morally corrupt Faye Resnick. This week female judge Shirley Kornreich, straight from the fields honay, ordered Kesha to stay in her record deal with her alleged rapist Dr. Luke. Meanwhile boxing champ Pacquiao thinks gay people are worse than animals. Someone knows how to pack the ow! Also guest Ross Mathews is here and ready to drop his new album, Boy Pussy.
You know the problem with red wine? There isn't enough crunch. This week Antonin Scalia is deader than a doornail and Bryan and Erin ain't too sad about it. Also women athletes are unfairly having to choose between competing in the Rio Olympics or potentially contracting the Zika virus. It's a real fucking bummer. For a pick-me-up check out your local speed metal bar!
Did you know that "smh" means "suck my honkey?" This week Gloria Steinem said a whoopsies on Real Time with Bill Maher and also, nothing against gay people but....the Super Bowl half time show was way too inclusive. Pearls on an ankle hoonney.
We have a recommendation and it comes from this great nation! Well prepare to hear a whole lot of nothing about Grease Live, because neither Erin nor Bryan watched the 3 hour television event. This week Donald Trump may not be the worst candidate for gay people, and Walmart had to pay millions to a woman who was wrongfully fired. On second thought, Donald Trump is terrible for everyone.
Did you know that a great way to test out new material is at poorly attended funeral? This week, Gillian Anderson has zero tolerance for any misogyny bullshit on the set of the X-Files, and the Gay Straight Alliance is being compared to ISIS! Also comedian Jamie Lee is here to complete the Texas trifecta!
Good news, Bryan settled his insane electric bill and is now only slightly overpaying like the rest of us! This week, Republicans are sticking to the their principals that public bathrooms are the safest, cleanest places in the world and must be protected from the transgender community! Also Ingrid Nelson asks Obama why tampons are considered luxury goods. Last time we checked getting blood all over our new Egyptian cotton sheets wasn’t considered a privilege!
The world lost a trailblazing icon - the one and only David Bowie. Luckily it was (not at all) overshadowed by the Golden Globes! But who did you think was the ugliest? Erin looks into why we ask that horrible question at all. And then Bryan finds out what a stack heel is and how it relates to Marco Rubio. Fashion! Turn to the left. Fashion! Turn to the right. Plus we have the hilarious author and New Yorker contributor Emma Rathbone!
Happy New Year! Here's to a new year full of true crime, false allegations and documentaries about amputated legs. Bryan is kicking it off right with new claims that Ted Cruz is the most gay-friendly Republican candidate (he's not). And Erin discusses a new United Nations finding that says America is really nailing it when it comes to women (it's not). Oh well. At least we'll always have Gloria Swanson jeans. Want to participate in the University of Georgia's College of Public Health gay men's health survey, visit bit.ly/guyswholoveguys .
Christmas came earlier this year in the form of a Jonas brother bouquet! Imagine that! This week, we find out that America has only closed the economic gender gap by 4% in the past 10 years. Erin makes more in interest in one year! And Bryan is sick of your long ass, gay bashing text messages. Okay? See you next year!