Trick or Treat! It’s your local old lady and instead of candy she wants to tell you her life story! And what’s scarier than an old lady at your front door, a man with two first names. Paul Ryan is being accused by the GOP of being too LGBT friendly. Can you imagine being accused of such horror! And in Maryland, a woman announced at her wedding that her hymen was still intact. Looks like Halloween isn’t going to be the only bloody occasion this month…Also the hilarious Alex Petri stops by for a chat about dog shows, ANTM and so much more craziness!
Pull out your blueprints because the Denver airport is the new standard for the modern hip apartment! Brace yourself for terrifying murals and uncomfortable chairs! This week the Crisis Pregnancy Center not only has problems with sentence structure and facts, but they are also incapable of distinguishing between IUDs and a fetus. Also, Rand Paul gave a speech at Drake University (sadly not that Drake) and in true Trump form is telling gay people “ya fired.” Come on Rand don’t make yourself the subject of a Drake song because he’s “gotta lot of enemies.” Buh dum chh. Happy Thursday!
Erin is fresh out of Spider Gypsy class and Bryan is finally sober! Perfect timing. This week the missionaries of charity order in India banned their orphans from being adopted in fear that gay couples will snatch them up and force them into a loving and stable home....the nerve! Annie wouldn’t stand for this! Plus, Borchardt Elementary School in Texas is all about empowering women with GIRL TALK, while the boys are forced to discuss college and career in their respective guidance counselor classes. Why talk Harvard when you can talk Justin Bieber? Am I right ladies? Thigh highs for men!
It’s The Great Switcharoo of 2015! Rhea Butcher and Ricky Carmona are here to guest host Throwing Shade and they’re ready to toss? lightly throw? fling? shade at this week’s biggest gay and feminist news stories. Spotlight on the Pope! Did you know he’s not as progressive as he seems? Lest us not forget he’s got tenure at the most historically intolerant Church. On the topic of boring white straight people why are they continuing to dominate our TV shows, aren’t we sick of it yet? More Viola Davis please! Erin and Bryan are out grocery shopping so until then…let the haters begin!
Oooooh ooh let’s talk about scrambled eggs and sex. Not satisfied yet? Well then let’s talk about a high ends sports club in NYC and their attempts to incorporate more pussy in their sausage fest. What’s that old saying ‘ya can’t score that touchdown and dribble that softball without some good ol’ titties’….. Not into it? Fine then. On a less sexy note, Azealia Banks loses her shit on an airplane and calls a man the F word, no not a Frenchman, the other f-word. Let the haters begin!
Hello?! New York theater actors are you there? It’s me, Erin y Bryan. We need your snooty energy to high kick this episode into gear! Speaking of high kicks, we’re giving two to Obama for promoting Amanda Simpson, a trans woman, within the Department of Defense. And we’re giving none to the Borgata Hotel for refusing to let their women employees gain weight. Word of advice: Don’t ride your bike by a 99 cent store!
It’s the scam of the century! No we’re not talking about last night’s GOP debate, we’re talking about LA folks faking car accidents. It looks like relentless assholes are the theme of this week’s episode. First Erin weighs in on a group of men’s right activist who can’t stop throwing tantrums over women’s interest groups. And then Bryan discuses the trials and tribulations of a Canadian bus driver who refuses to drive a rainbow themed gay pride bus. Enjoy honey buns!
This week it’s Millennials v. Baby Boomers! Church v. State! TSPOD v. Land Lines! Watch the war unfold as Bryan takes a deeper look into the total ineptitude of government employees and Erin cracks down on gender bias in the work place. Call your local HR department because this episode is about to get saucy!
Why do people put their dogs in carriages? Why can’t we take luggage carts from airports? And why is uber trying to fuck Erin over?! This week Virgin opened a hotel that caters to women and not so shockingly it turned into something sexist. Speaking of assholes, a government employee in Kentucky refuses to issue marriage licenses to gay people and is being a total brat about it. Plus Bryan sings for us! Happy Labor Day!
Nom nom nom, take a bite into this week's bigot heavy episode! While Bryan exposes a bunch of dicks at the National Organization of Marriage, Erin discusses why the teenagers of Arizona's Gilbert School District probably couldn't locate their own vaginas. Let the Mennonite haters begin!