Did you know that a great way to test out new material is at poorly attended funeral? This week, Gillian Anderson has zero tolerance for any misogyny bullshit on the set of the X-Files, and the Gay Straight Alliance is being compared to ISIS! Also comedian Jamie Lee is here to complete the Texas trifecta!
Good news, Bryan settled his insane electric bill and is now only slightly overpaying like the rest of us! This week, Republicans are sticking to the their principals that public bathrooms are the safest, cleanest places in the world and must be protected from the transgender community! Also Ingrid Nelson asks Obama why tampons are considered luxury goods. Last time we checked getting blood all over our new Egyptian cotton sheets wasn’t considered a privilege!
The world lost a trailblazing icon - the one and only David Bowie. Luckily it was (not at all) overshadowed by the Golden Globes! But who did you think was the ugliest? Erin looks into why we ask that horrible question at all. And then Bryan finds out what a stack heel is and how it relates to Marco Rubio. Fashion! Turn to the left. Fashion! Turn to the right. Plus we have the hilarious author and New Yorker contributor Emma Rathbone!
Happy New Year! Here's to a new year full of true crime, false allegations and documentaries about amputated legs. Bryan is kicking it off right with new claims that Ted Cruz is the most gay-friendly Republican candidate (he's not). And Erin discusses a new United Nations finding that says America is really nailing it when it comes to women (it's not). Oh well. At least we'll always have Gloria Swanson jeans. Want to participate in the University of Georgia's College of Public Health gay men's health survey, visit bit.ly/guyswholoveguys .
Christmas came earlier this year in the form of a Jonas brother bouquet! Imagine that! This week, we find out that America has only closed the economic gender gap by 4% in the past 10 years. Erin makes more in interest in one year! And Bryan is sick of your long ass, gay bashing text messages. Okay? See you next year!
Have you seen Eyes Wide Shut? Bryan's Uber driver has! He's also pretty grossed out with CNN's disgusting anti-Muslim coverage as well as with the few gay Democratic congresspeople who voted for a bill that require refugees to have stricter, unrealistic background checks. And Erin looks at the overuse of C-sections by doctors. Who did you like better in Carol - Cate Blanchett or Rosie O'Hara?
Honey Buns RSVP please to our Throwing Shade Pilot Taping! This week Erin is fucking over the right’s war on Planned Parenthood, and Bryan finally has a reason to subscribe to Russian Maxim. In case you were worried, Alan Turing AND Neil Patrick Harris did make their “gays who have earned our respect…I guess” list! Take a breath of fresh…give a care!
This week, Erin saw Gloria Steinem, Melissa McCarthy and Peaches! Meanwhile, Bryan saw Islamophobia on Grindr. Plus, did ya know the Supreme Court is taking on Texas' anti-choice HB2 law. And finally, the hilarious and super-smart Jessica Jardine tells us about her epic encounter with Tom Cruise. Touch all of this skin, honey.
Well Erin got fleeced at a food tasting and Bryan saw a woman work out with a sweater on her face! What a week! Also, childcare is not only slap me on the ass and shoot me expensive, but the workers aren’t paid enough to maintain a moderate living standard. Guess who the childcare workers are…women! And the straight men of this world use their flawless logic to deduce that “hearting” someone’s post on twitter is extremely gay. Guest Lisha Brooks tornadoes her way onto the show and among other things loves a good tank top!
Do you only like outer space when Sandra Bullocks is in it? Do you want Leah Remini to ruin your wedding? Are you worried that Compari will give you diarrhea? If the answer is yes then this episode is for you! This week Bryan tries to order pickles from the homophobic monster Joe Jurden, who after calling his employee a ‘cocksucker’ decided to fire him. And Erin calls out South by Southwest for cancelling a panel which was set to discuss sexual harassment in videos games, because of outside threats. Looks like Texas ain’t as tough as it seems. Still hungry for more? Call Joe Jurden at 913-956-5060 and place an order for pickles!