Jordan, Jesse, Go!

What is the dumbest show you can imagine? This award-winning show may be dumber. It has no content. No format. Yet it's going on ten years of delighting hundreds of thousands of people. It's been an iTunes editors choice, and Rolling Stone picked it as one of the world's best comedy podcasts. It's light in the dark, comfort in the cold and a penguin in the pants (long story).

Join hosts Jesse Thorn (NPR's Bullseye) and Jordan Morris (Comedy Central's @Midnight) and a celebrity guest on a raucous, vulgar and warm-hearted romp that will probably leave you a better person. And will certainly make you dumber.

Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 40: Howard Johnson

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On this week's program, we return from a long layoff and shake off the rust. Topics discussed include former New York Mets third baseman Howard Johnson, The Darjeeling Limited and much more.

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* Vote in the battle of Bear v. Penguin, and call us to share your preference (and reasoning).

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse Go!: Ep. 54: I Dream of Jordan

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This week on the show a listener calls in to tell the story of her erotic dream about Jordan, plus a discussion of the merits of excercise and much, much more.

ACTION ITEMS:
* What should Jesse and Jordan do with the $20?
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* Liam Neeson or Leslie Neilsen?
* Get ready for March of Time Madness!

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Podcast: Jesse Go!, Ep. 31: Big Time Gene O'Neill

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Big Time Gene O'Neill takes over for Jordan. Then something happens.

Introduction
Jesse and Gene discuss sibling jealousy and Gene's BIG TIME Hollywood family.

Transformers
Gene reviews Transformers -- comparing the movie to a dream, not so much in the exciting fantasy sense, but more in the "what the hell just happened" sense.
The Listener Speaks


Some miscellaneous, non-pertinent calls, including a drunken lecture.
Talkin' Babies


"Having a baby is a lot like going to prison."

Project Breakout


There's a new comedy competition at www.comedy.projectbreakout.com: Sketch Comedy VS. Stand-Up. Visit the site for details on how to enter!

Zoo Animal Showdown!
Elephant Vs. Sloth


Listeners share their thoughts on this week's match-up, and we find out which beast came out on top.

Next Match-up:
Bear Vs. Rhino

Sure to be a showdown of gargantuan proportions - its the battle of Majestic Horn vs. Slashing Claws! Vote today!

More Stupidity

Highlights in this week's batch include the eating of change and the wearing of pee.


Outro


Hey everyone, check out Jordan at the Del Close Improv Marathon at the UCB in New York this Friday. If you don't, you're a turkey. It's that simple. He'll be performing with the group Macguffin at 8:30 PM, followed by The Smartest Panel of Experts in the Universe Ever at 12:30 AM. GO OR YOU'RE A TURKEY.


ACTION ITEMS:


*Vote in the third round of the Zoo Animal Showdown! Visit the forum for details.
*Jesse's going on vacation next week. Call in and ask a question you wouldn't want Jesse to be there for.

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* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse Go! Eps. 53 & 53A: Whipped Her False Lover

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This week on the show Jesse and Jordan are joined by comedian Jasper Redd. Much is discussed, including an article about a guy named "Jesse Thorne" in the New York Times. Be sure to download both parts of this week's episode: 53 and 53A. Only episode 53 is in the player below, and depending on your settings, iTunes may only download the most recent episode and leave 53A behind.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse Go Ep. 52: Jordan, Jesse GAME

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This week on the show Jesse and Jordan are joined by Kevin Pereira of G4 TV's Attack of the Show. They discuss how to hydrate balls, Fat Dracula and more.

Here's some bonus audio, a segment which I accidentally didn't put in the show about internet privacy: MP3 Link.

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* What should Jesse and Jordan do with the $20?
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Podcast: JJGo Ep 51: Balls & Calls

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This week on the show Jesse and Jordan discuss Jordan's kidney stones, which includes laughing a lot at the word "balls." Plus: the winner of the showdown is announced!

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* What should Jesse and Jordan do with the $20?
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* What should be the new showdown topic? Discuss here.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO! Ep 50: Making Friends with Nick Adams

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This week on the show Jesse and Jordan are joined by comedian and author Nick Adams. They discuss The Wire, Mad Men and a real live Secret Sex Party.


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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 49: Conventions

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This week on the show Jesse and Jordan are joined by Quannum Projects recording artist Pigeon John. There is discussion of a lot of different stuff, including Jordan's trip to the CES and the porn convention.


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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 48: Crossover

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This week on the show Jesse and Jordan are joined by Jimmy Pardo and Matt Belknap from the Never Not Funny podcast.


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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep 45: Holiday Travel

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This week on the show Jordan and Jessetalk with Ryan McKee about his trip to the Bondage Ball (not very appropriate for kids), plus KCRW and Would You Rather.

THIS WEEK'S ACTION ITEMS:
* What was your worst holiday ever and why? Tell us the story!

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* Does It Hold Up? JJGo's new action item!! Tell us about the things you liked in your youth that are still entertaining in 2007! Call 206-984-4FUN!
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