Jordan, Jesse, Go!

What is the dumbest show you can imagine? This award-winning show may be dumber. It has no content. No format. Yet it's going on ten years of delighting hundreds of thousands of people. It's been an iTunes editors choice, and Rolling Stone picked it as one of the world's best comedy podcasts. It's light in the dark, comfort in the cold and a penguin in the pants (long story).

Join hosts Jesse Thorn (NPR's Bullseye) and Jordan Morris (Comedy Central's @Midnight) and a celebrity guest on a raucous, vulgar and warm-hearted romp that will probably leave you a better person. And will certainly make you dumber.

Podcast: Jordan, Jesse Go! Ep. 85: The Penguin Thief

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Jesse and Jordan discuss insane Japanese prank shows, Kubiak from Parker Lewis Can't Lose and more.

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JJGo Ep. 84: Candy Maldonado

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Ashkon joins Jesse and Jordan to discuss Cinemax, honey-glazed hams and much more.

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* Need advice? ASK JUANITA!
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
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JJGo Ep. 83: Hadrosaur Cove with guest Paul Scheer

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The wonderful Paul Scheer joins J&J for discussions of dinosaurs, Ted Turner, celebrities who are fun and more.

ACTION ITEMS:
* Holiday Projects
* What is your worst holiday memory?
* What is the worst novelty music-themed bumper sticker you can find? How about Incredible Hulk Christmas paraphernalia?

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* Review the show on iTunes.
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* Need advice? ASK JUANITA!
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
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Podcast: JJGo Ep 74: Stars and Bars

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We hear about the Republican convention from Slate's Emily Calderon, and name various things.

ACTION ITEMS:
* Who is your presidential pick? Among non-politicians?
* Jesse and Jordan want to name your vessel, pet or child.

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Jordan Jesse Go! Episode 82: Waldorf Schools

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Jesse and Jordan discuss billionaire Ted Turner, Waldorf schools, ghosts/aliens and more.

ACTION ITEMS:
* Holiday Projects
* Should Ted Turner be welcomed into the Maximum Fun fold, or should a jihad be declared against him?
* What are the greatest pranks that you have been the victim or observer of?
* What is your worst holiday memory?

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Need advice? ASK JUANITA!
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
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Jordan Jesse Go! Episode 81: Antique Appraiser

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Jesse and Jordan are joined by comedy writer and improviser Seth Morris of FunnyOrDie.com and The Naked Babies. They discuss Jesse's trip to Las Vegas, apple butter and more. Be sure to check out the bonus audio on the forum!

ACTION ITEMS:
* Holiday Projects
* Go through someone's pockets! (That's interesting!)

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Need advice? ASK JUANITA!
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Jordan Jesse Go! Episode 80: Uhh...Fine.

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Jesse and Jordan are joined by singer-songwriter and beardman, Jonathan Coulton. They discuss childhood toys, school yard bullies, and Keith Olbermann. They also name a burlesque
dancer.

Click here to download Jonathan Coulton's hit song "Chiron Beta Prime."


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* Holiday Projects
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* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Need advice? ASK JUANITA!
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
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Jordan Jesse Go! Episode 79: The Borscht Belt with Mike Schmidt

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Jesse and Jordan are joined by comedian Mike Schmidt. They discuss supertrains, satsumas, borscht and much more. Plus: Ask Juanita!

ACTION ITEMS:
* Holiday Projects
* Go through someone's pockets!

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

* Review the show on iTunes.
* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Need advice? ASK JUANITA!
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
* Would you like to play Would You Rather with us on a future episode? Email us or give us a call at 206-984-4FUN.

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Podcast: Jordan, Jesse GO!: Ep. 78: The Big Easy

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Jesse and Jordan discuss the great city of New Orleans, the impending election, and are visited by Jesse Thorne, British Sports Reporter.

ACTION ITEMS:
* Ideas for new projects for the show.
* Need advice? ASK JUANITA!

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* Do you have a dispute Judge John Hodgman can solve on a future broadcast? Email it to us! Put Judge John in the subject line.
* Have personal questions for Jesse and Jordan? Call 206-984-4FUN and tell us what they are!
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Podcast: JJGo Ep 77: Striker to the Line

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Jesse and Jordan are joined by comedian and author Nick Adams, try out some old timey baseball lingo, and name a clan.

ACTION ITEMS:
* Ideas for new projects for the show.
* Ask an old man what he's carrying in his pockets. Then call and tell us what he says. Be gentle to the old man.

CONTINUING ACTION ITEMS:

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