MaxFunDrive 2023 Sticker Image Descriptions

Here are the MaxFunDrive 2023 stickers (with image descriptions in the captions and alt text)!

: The Adventure Zone: A sticker styled like a neon sign. The sign contains blue text that reads “Poppy’s Place” and a purple and red border.

: Baby Geniuses: Soft pink milkweed with bright green leaves. A caterpillar is resting on one of the leaves and taking a bite out of it. Under the caterpillar, light red text surrounded by pink butterflies reads “Grow Native Milkweed”.

: Beef and Dairy Network Podcast: A grey Hyundai i10 reversing into the sea with the text “I remember Parsnip Flendercroft”.

: Bullseye with Jesse Thorn: The “Bullseye” show logo (a yellow, black, blue, and red bullseye) with the text “All great radio hosts have a signature sticker”.

: Comfort Creatures: A light red heart with dark red scalloping and animal designs drawn on it as if they’ve been embroidered into fabric. “Animal Trivia Is My Love Language” is written in the center in the same embroidered style.

: Dead Pilots Society: A vintage CRT TV. The screen shows SMPTE color bars that are leaking out of the screen into an iridescent puddle that has “Dead Pilots Society” written on it.

: Depresh Mode with John Moe: Oops Nope (an O’opu Nopili fish wearing sweatpants) in front of a waterfall. There is a circular orange border around the fish that says “I’m glad you’re here” on top and “Depresh Mode w/ John Moe” on the bottom.

: Dr. Gameshow: Manolo Moreno drawn as a walrus with short black hair and a mustache, sitting on a block of ice. The words “Dr. Gameshow” are drawn in wrinkles on his skin.

: FANTI: Fast food containers of fries, tater tots, and ketchup. The container of fries says “Very that.” and the container of tots says “Kinda.” There is a red flag on a toothpick sticking out of the fries with “FANTI” on it in white text.

: Feeling Seen: A film strip colored with Ben Day dots, as if it was from an old comic book. The film strip portrays a series of eyes with different colors, skintones, and expressions. The words “Canonically Queer” are in black text next to the strip.

: The Flop House: Retired American network journalist Tom Brokaw in a mechanical stillsuit as shown in the 2021 movie Dune. Beneath him, the words “If it ain’t Brokaw, Dune fix it” are written in the same font used on the Dune poster.

: Go Fact Yourself: A black diagonal rectangle with four lines of text next to four small illustrations. 1: A lightbulb and the text “Facts I Know”. 2: A question mark and the text “Facts I May Not Know”. 3: A brain and the text “Facts I Should Know”. 4) An ink pen nib and the text “Go Fact Yourself”, with lightning bolts on either side of them.

: Greatest Trek: Captain Riker holding a pizza out on a pizza peel. There is a pizza oven behind him and a red-tinted space background. The words “Greatest Trek” are above him in yellow text. The sticker is a half-circle meant to line up with the sticker for The Greatest Generation.

: The Greatest Generation: Colonel Kira vaporizing Riker’s pizza with a phaser. There is a pizza oven behind her and a blue-tinted space background. The words “Greatest Generation” are above her in blue text. The sticker is a half-circle meant to line up with the sticker for Greatest Trek.

: The Jackie and Laurie Show: Jackie and Laurie standing on a crescent moon over a black background with gold stars. White text below them says “Jackie & Laurie reach for the stars and get booked on the moon”.

: Jordan, Jesse, Go!: The text “I’m Workin’ On It!” written in a retro 70s-style font, colored white with layered blue, red, orange, and yellow shadows.

: Judge John Hodgman: A brown gavel, like what a judge uses in court sessions, zooming diagonally downwards. “All guesses are wrong!” is written in blue text around the gavel.

: Just the Zoo of Us: An illustration of Charles Darwin throwing a marine iguana like a basketball player about to make a slam dunk.

: The JV Club with Janet Varney: A purple trapper keeper (school folder), with the “Trapper Keeper” logo replaced with “The JV Club”. The surface of the trapper keeper is covered with stickers, including a post-it note that says “with Janet Varney”.

: Let’s Learn Everything: A crumpled strip of paper containing the dictionary definition for the word “everything”, which has been covered in red, blue, and green annotations (indicated in brackets): “1. scientific beef [drawing of a cow holding a beaker] 2. hilarious jokes [“hilarious” is crossed out and “debatable” is written next to it] 3. unanswerable questions 4. stickers 5. fanfiction [red hearts] 6. a great scientific term 7. the triangle [drawing of a triangle instrument] 8. learning [“with friends!” in green text, followed by “gross lol” in red text” and “aww” in blue text]

: Maximum Film!: Illustrations of Ify Nwadiwe, Drea Clark, and Alonso Duralde, all wearing headphones as if they’re mid-recording. The film reels from the show cover art are behind them, and the text “Maximum Film!” is shown between them in red and yellow text.

: My Brother, My Brother and Me: The words “Thank You Monster God For My Rockin Bod” written in a scratchy, energetic font, colored in a red-orange-yellow-blue gradient over a black background.

: Oh No, Ross and Carrie!: A lightbulb illustrated with Ben Day dots as if it’s from an old comic. Over the lightbulb are the words “I never knew that! (And I still don’t.)” in blue and orange text that also features subtle dots.

: One Bad Mother: An illustration of a wooden yellow bar sign, shaped like a downward-pointing arrow with lightbulbs sticking off the left side. “Welcome to the Low Bar” is written on the sign. Sticking off from the arrow is a small neon sign with a martini and the text “Where fine is good enough”.

: Reading Glasses: A purple tombstone that has “Bury me with my TBR” inscribed on the front where the name and dates would typically be. The top of the headstone has an illustration of a skull wearing glasses placed above an open book.

: Sawbones: A sticker styled like the label of a vintage medicine bottle containing the text “Cure Alls Cure Nothing”.

: Secretly Incredibly Fascinating: A red thought bubble-like sticker modeled after the show’s cover art, but instead of the show title, the bubble contains the words “This right here is S.I.F.”.

: Shmanners: An elegant illustration of a deer next to a dove. The dove is saying “Hello Deer” and the deer is responding “Hello My Dove”, both in gold calligraphy with sparkles around the words.

: Sleeping with Celebrities: A purple crescent moon wearing a nightcap and sunglasses, smiling gently and looking down at a person tucked into bed in a cloud. The person looks comfortable and sound asleep. “Sleeping with Celebrities” is written on the cloud.

: Still Buffering: A cassette walkman, a discman, and an iPod—three linked but separate generations of portable music players—stacked on top of each other. The walkman is on top and is labeled “Still Buffering”.

: Stop Podcasting Yourself: Mr. Bean’s yellow car from the British sitcom “Mr. Bean” with the text “Bean There Done That!”.

: Tights and Fights: A bundle of matches held together with a blue championship belt. Above the matches, “More Women’s Matches” is written in blue text with a red shadow.

: Tiny Victories: A warm gold trophy with the words “Tiny Victories” engraved on the stand.

: Triple Click: A sticker designed like a Wheel of Fortune board, spelling out “Ch_mping at the bit” (with the third letter in the first word missing).

: Troubled Waters: A red boat sailing over dark blue seas with a bright blue sky and bright yellow clouds. The words “Oh my gosh hi!” are written in the sky, and the words “Troubled Waters” are written in the sea and jumbled slightly as if they’ve been tossed around by waves.

: We Got This with Mark and Hal: A blue rectangular sticker with white text reading “We Got This! With Mark and Hal”, followed by smaller white text reading “Asked & Answered Since 2015”. The background has a subtle dot pattern and the words have a blue shadow.

: Wonderful!: A yellow oval sticker with blue line drawings of a few dozen small objects, including a video game controller, a frying pan with an egg in it, a slice of cake, strawberries, pizza, glasses, and a boombox, among others. Over the illustration, “What’s Your Small Wonder?” is written in blue text with a white border.