Elliott Kalan, co-host of The Flop House, is the head writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000, co-host of the Audible original series Presidents Are People, Too! and formerly head writer for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, where he won four Emmys. He's written a bunch of comicbook stuff like the Marvel miniseries Spider-Man and the X-Men, was a co-author of Earth: The Book, and wrote an essay on movies for the book Never Can Say Goodbye that he's particularly proud of. Once upon a time he was one half of the sketch comedy duo The Hypocrites. He is even shorter than you're imagining he is right now. No, even shorter than that.