This is NOW, not A LONG TIME AGO!

Posted by Maximum Fun on 13th December 2007

From a recent UCB Newsletter:

Top 5 Things That Have Got to Stop!
by tell-it-like-it-is road comic Jerry O’Hearn (Andy Daly)

1. Guys who come up to you and tell you “hey, this is how it is.” Really? Excuse me, but I thought it was NOW, not a long time ago!
2. People who go out of the house looking just unbelievable! Hey pal, somebody called, they want their thing back!
3. This idiot who’s always up to the same bullshit. Hey, I got an idea – get your act together!
4. Whoever invented that thing everybody’s doing these days. I’d like to get my hands on that guy!
5. Those types of places.

(thanks Carol!)