From listener Josh:
Jesse you bastard!
Mere hours after I financially subscribed to your show the true nature of our relationship was shown. I had gladly clicked the Paypal subscription, and, confident in my support of public (?) podcasting/radio, happily laid down to my nightly slumber. Not long after my grey matter had entered deep REM sleep, you, Jesse Thorn, America’s Radio Sweetheart, appeared in my subconscious out of nowhere like you were Tony Kushner or something. Bizarrely, however, it wasn’t actually you, Jesse. It was a bald and obese version of you. Gross! You, and for some reason I, were at a radio/podcast convention, although it was more like a children’s summer camp. You were setting up a TSOYA table on a grass hill as others were setting up other booths (unfortunately no Jimmy Pardo). It was altogether bizarre, though nothing much happened. Why did you choose to enter my mind? When did you get these powers?!
Suspiciously yours,